Construction in the Tolley-Brown circle has left the center island a barren wasteland of dirt and mud.
No one knows what Drew is planning, and the Drew administration has remained silent. Until now. “There are no mole people. And if there are, we have nothing to do with them,” said Drew in a campus-wide email.
This email followed an anonymous post from a student on YikYak, asking about a mysterious potato-shaped creature seen outside their window in the dead of night. A slew of concerns flooded the forum with their own distorted photo evidence of the creatures, dubbed “Mole People.”
The Nut has since conducted their own investigation and found incriminating evidence within the Drew Archives of mole-like humanoid creatures living beneath the Tolley-Brown circle.
They have been lost to time, forced underground by conservative Drew admins.
Until now, they had survived on worms and sewage water, waiting for the day of reckoning when they could rise from the soil and once again feel the light of the sun on their fur.
The construction has broken through the ground, opening a doorway from their lost world to ours. And once again, Drew is trying to conceal their crimes. We will tolerate this no longer. The Nut stands with the mole people.
