Well, it’s official, on March 19, 2024, Beenie’s Ice Cream, the gem of Morristown, has been named “World’s Best Ice Cream”. The title was given by the one and only, Drew Sophomore, Craig Stevenson who, in his long history as an unofficial taste tester, has tried over 4 different Ice Cream places from here to his home state of Nebraska.
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Sarah Nelson, a swiftie here at Drew wanted to show that it is perfectly normal to travel in luxury no matter how long the trip is. The trip in question was from her dorm in Mclendon to her environmental studies class in Brothers College which is usually a grueling 10-minute walk. Thanks to her private jet, the trip took only 32 seconds.
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One of Drew University’s fun and unique features is the on-campus bar, The Pub, located in the EC. Known for its cozy atmosphere and bizarre videos, it has also been a favorite because of its free pizza policy. Alas, this is finally changing, with pizza now costing $2.
In a shocking turn of events, Drew University students have been disappearing from Tolley Hall at an alarming rate. A band of militant squirrels has been behind the abductions, fed up with the students’ disregard for their woodland haven.
On one recent morning, students awoke to a strange chill in the air. It was not just the winter air settling in; there was an ominous wind blowing. Those who felt it tried valiantly to ignore it, but when they reached Commons, they realized that calamity had struck.
Our campus is famous for its beautiful scenery, and its photogenic nature, making Admissions’ job so much easier by enticing new students to enter its idyllic paths. However, this may be a case of too much of a good thing, for now, there are photography students taking photos absolutely everywhere on campus in order to be the ones to take the Perfect Shot.
Could Santa Claus be skipping Drew University on his route this year? Does Drew parking offer more parking passes than they have open parking spots? Unfortunately the answer to both is yes. Nut journalist’s received an exclusive interview with Santa where he announced “Guess who’s on my naughty list? Drew University for giving me a
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That’s right, you read correctly, Yik Yak is back and cooler than ever! A handful of dedicated students have been working hard to revive Drew’s Yik Yak, and it is paying off. Finally, there is a platform where only students of Drew can anonymously share their honest opinions of life on campus, and where definitely
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This week at Drew, November 26th 2023, Senior Paul Hempson was welcomed into the Guinness World Record Hall of Fame for holding his breath for an entire 45 minute lecture. “To be honest I wasn’t even trying to set the record,” said Hempson, “I just didn’t want anyone to know I was holding in a
Drew University has replaced campus security with the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. What at first seemed like a decision that made campus life more fun and nostalgic ended up becoming a never-ending nightmare for students.The Mighty Morphin Power Rangers have been out of work for a long time getting replaced by much cooler and younger
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