Just in time for Halloween Drew has announced a new addition to our campus entertainment! Now, while students enjoy a delicious meal at Commons, they can also enjoy a performance by the brand-new Ranger Bear Band! All the members of the Ranger Bear Band are animatronics run by cutting-edge technology. In fact, it’s so cutting-edge […]
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We’ve all been there. Maybe you were focused on other assignments or you had a big game the night before or maybe you just procrastinated, but all of a sudden you realize that you have a big exam the next day that you haven’t studied for. What would you do to make sure you passed
Drew students have been disappointed at the absence of any popular chain restaurants on campus for years. While other schools have a food court with a variety of restaurants to choose from, Drew students are limited to Commons or EC. At last, though, students will get what they’ve been asking for; Drew University will be
It’s Monday morning and you just woke up at 8:10 am on the day of your 8:30 am lecture. With little time to get ready, you already know that you are going to be shuffling into class late with no coffee. Luckily, you are one of the few students smart enough to have purchased “Ranger
“I don’t have any friends to share my Disney Plus account with so why should other people get to?!,” said Disney CEO, Bob Iger. (Tune in next week for “The Nut gets sued by the Disney Corporation”) Iger went on to say that Disney Plus will end all account sharing by 2024. This is bad
Every year Drew Admissions hosts two Open Houses for prospective students and their families to come visit and experience what Drew has to offer. Of course, they can’t give guests the real experience if they want to entice them to come here, so for those two days that the campus is open, Admissions pulls out
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It’s been a busy day running from class to class. One paper is due at midnight, and two tests tomorrow. Rapidly walking down the path, you think you might have 5 minutes for lunch. That’s when your phone rings with the persistence and intensity that could only indicate a Super Volcano erupting in the arboretum.
Drew University has always had a commitment to providing its students with the best dining experience, but they haven’t always known what students wanted. But now, thanks to a survey regarding dining at Drew and tireless research, they finally know what will truly satisfy the student body’s gastronomic desires and dietary restrictions: a waterslide.The University
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Rumors have been swirling that Taylor Swift and Range Bear are dating. Those rumors have seemingly been confirmed as the singer was spotted sitting next to Mama Bear in Ranger Bear’s family suite. The rumors started after Taylor Swift had broken up with her long-time boyfriend Joe Alwyn and then rebounded with a small
Last week, the US military asked civilians to help them find a missing F-35 aircraft that they had lost track of. While you may have seen reports that say the jet was found, these have actually been circulated to hide the truth: the missing jet has been found by representatives of Drew University, who is
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