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Asu Student Suspended From Tooker for Allegedly Sleeping Before CMH 114 Midterm

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Residential staff labeled the incident “a breach of academic culture,” noting that J’s eight full hours of rest posed “a violation of the complete Fulton School’s experience.” Students on the floor gathered in the hallway chanting obscenities as RAs escorted J out of the building for what they described as “malicious resting.”

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Studies Find That Students Who Study More Are Likely to Get Good Grades

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A new study has found that students who study course material before test day are more likely to score a passing grade. Some students have shared their thoughts on these findings.

“Hard work pays off, that’s no shock,” UNT senior and valedictorian Alayna Sterling said. “It’s a miracle we needed a study to tell us all the obvious.”

“I never even considered that,” UNT freshman Faye Ling said. “That explains so much.”

“Y’all are taking tests?” former UNT student DeNyle Jones said.

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RTD Buses Leaving for Thanksgiving Will Depart Sometime Between 8 AM and Next Tuesday

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Citing “Unpredictable operational factors” ranging from weather patterns to “The general mood of the universe,” Regional Transportation District officials announced Monday that buses taking students home for Thanksgiving break will depart sometime between 8 a.m. Wednesday and, conservatively, next Tuesday.

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Drag Shows Are Banned! Wait, No They Aren’t. Wait, Yes They Are. Wait…

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UNT leadership fears of possibly losing funds because of the new education crusade from the government.As they are after classes, gender identity and sexuality. UNT knows it cannot afford to eliminate the sociology, psychology, and theology programs entirely, since discussions of these topics occur in the classes. As any fearless leader would do, a hasty decision had to be made.

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“No One Really Knows What the ‘U’ in Uarizona Actually Means” – University President Suresh Garimella Unprompted

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After speaking at a conference, which was meant to be mostly insular about adding new education departments, a reporter, who showed up to ask about the latest “Compact” of the University, raised a question to him as he stood at the podium. Although not expected to answer any more questions about this issue, at least not at this event, the President boldly decided to respond to the various concerns she listed: “You know, no one really knows what the ‘U’ in UArizona really means.” *He spoke proudly before looking wistfully upon the audience.* “Personally, I think it should mean ‘Unity’.”

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