Students all across campus report the absolute ridiculous wintry conditions they have to travel to class in. Because of these freezing temperatures, the students tend to wear an absurd amount of clothing, so much so that they waddle like penguins.
When the Athens campus re-opened their doors on January 29th, they did so without clearing the majority of the streets. This was certainly a problem for most students, and the poor groundskeepers were given most of flack for the unsafe environment. To that end, they decided to work extra fast over the weekend and clear out as many streets and sidewalks as they could.
Local Groundskeepers Accidentally Spread Ice Instead of Salt Read More »
A sorority has recently come under fire
for a new hazing ritual involving the consumption of dirty black snow piled along city streets. (DON’T EAT STREET SNOW!!!)
NEW SORORITY HAZING FEATURES EATING 2 WEEK OLD SNOW Read More »
By the end of the storm, the heap of plowed snow had been officially dubbed The Igloo and had become an expansive, multistory monument of Drew’s creativity and boredom.
Students Turn Giant Snowmound Into New Drew Landmark Read More »
Underneath that seemingly happy yak on the yik yak app icon lies something more sinister. When our reporter was playing their daily Yakle, they came across multiple comments about supposed fights between commuters and on-campus residents.
Ranger Bear Undercover “Fight Club” In Tolley Brown Basement Read More »
“We realized,”said Rose Mclovin, head of MSU Department of Student Wellness, “that not many people have historically accurate medieval armor lying around. Which poses a problem for student health and safety.”
MSU Recommends Students Wear Full Suits of Armor to Protect Against Exploding Trees Read More »
The beginning of the spring semester means a lot of things to different students. For many, it’s a new opportunity to center themselves, and stick to their resolutions. Some dread the return to homework and obligations. One thing that the CU community can agree on is that the start of a new year means the start of flu season.
College Students Test Positive for Ancient Diseases Read More »
“This is a huge step for not only Drew, but all of the United States. No chimp has ever taught a Zoom class before, let alone in glasses,”
Drew Replaces Teachers With Chimps in AI Glasses Read More »
Being a student in a new school is always stressful. You never know what kinds of details are left out of campus advertisements, from weird cultural niches to places that haven’t been developed since the dark ages. So here are some helpful tool tips (from an OU student!) to get you started on this new and exciting journey and to hopefully ease your way:
The student apparently could be heard yelling that they “could have driven” while ascending rapidly by the flight radio.
