In a groundbreaking deal, Drew University has signed an official partnership with the Free and United Forest Squirrel Republic (F.U.F.S.R.), the newly formed squirrel government in The Forest. Under this historic arrangement, students, faculty, and staff are now required to carry “Acorn Passes” to ensure safe passage through F.U.F.S.R.-controlled zones.
Calling all Spartans! It is time to sign up for next semester’s classes. On your SIS portal, you can now go into your classes section and add classes that you can’t get into for next semester.
There are nearly zero classes available, unless you are interested in molecular biology or literal rocket science.
The almighty Zeus has taken a grave matter into his hands and is now pouring down a torrent of meteorological chaos upon Drew University. The cause for such celestial wrath? A simple, innocuous act of human negligence – the incessant blare of campus leaf blowers.
Drew University officials announced today that the Wi-Fi network within the library has become fully sentient. The once-reliable connection, known affectionately as “Drew1x,” has evolved into an unpredictable, mischievous entity
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#7 Olds Hall
Creepy place, one long hallway on the first floor, decrepit building… it’s terrifying.
In a bold and unexpected move, the squirrel population of Drew University’s Forest has officially declared independence, establishing themselves as the Free and United Forest Squirrel Republic (F.U.F.S.R.).
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As many students at Indiana University know, scamming isn’t a practice reserved for the elderly. From fake Taylor Swift tickets to $9 delivery fees on an UberEats McChicken, throngs of scholars have been burned by predatory business practices.
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In a shocking turn of events that has left students, faculty, and the local community quaking in their Ranger Bear costumes, the prestigious Dorothy Young Center for the Arts at Drew University has been completely transformed into a Spirit Halloween store.
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In a developing tragedy that has shaken the very foundation of Drew University’s food delivery ecosystem, local Doordash drivers are reportedly abandoning deliveries at an unprecedented rate…
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In what some are calling Drew University’s most chilling initiative yet, McClintock Hall has officially launched Ghost Tours of its loudest dorm rooms. This latest campus event promises to expose students to the eerie, GPA-draining forces lurking within the residence hall’s walls. For years, McClintock’s residents have been plagued by strange noises, missing assignments, and mysterious disturbances—but no one suspected the true culprit: restless spirits, eternally doomed to haunt your study sessions.
