Calling all Spartans! It is time to sign up for next semester’s classes. On your SIS portal, you can now go into your classes section and add classes that you can’t get into for next semester.
There are nearly zero classes available, unless you are interested in molecular biology or literal rocket science.
The almighty Zeus has taken a grave matter into his hands and is now pouring down a torrent of meteorological chaos upon Drew University. The cause for such celestial wrath? A simple, innocuous act of human negligence – the incessant blare of campus leaf blowers.
Drew University officials announced today that the Wi-Fi network within the library has become fully sentient. The once-reliable connection, known affectionately as “Drew1x,” has evolved into an unpredictable, mischievous entity
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#7 Olds Hall
Creepy place, one long hallway on the first floor, decrepit building… it’s terrifying.
In a bold and unexpected move, the squirrel population of Drew University’s Forest has officially declared independence, establishing themselves as the Free and United Forest Squirrel Republic (F.U.F.S.R.).
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As many students at Indiana University know, scamming isn’t a practice reserved for the elderly. From fake Taylor Swift tickets to $9 delivery fees on an UberEats McChicken, throngs of scholars have been burned by predatory business practices.
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In a shocking turn of events that has left students, faculty, and the local community quaking in their Ranger Bear costumes, the prestigious Dorothy Young Center for the Arts at Drew University has been completely transformed into a Spirit Halloween store.
DoYo Becomes Spirit Halloween Since No One Was Really Using it Anyways Read More »
In a developing tragedy that has shaken the very foundation of Drew University’s food delivery ecosystem, local Doordash drivers are reportedly abandoning deliveries at an unprecedented rate…
“Where The Fuck is Baldwin!?” Says Doordash Driver Trying to Deliver Burrito For $2 Tip Read More »
In what some are calling Drew University’s most chilling initiative yet, McClintock Hall has officially launched Ghost Tours of its loudest dorm rooms. This latest campus event promises to expose students to the eerie, GPA-draining forces lurking within the residence hall’s walls. For years, McClintock’s residents have been plagued by strange noises, missing assignments, and mysterious disturbances—but no one suspected the true culprit: restless spirits, eternally doomed to haunt your study sessions.
In a shocking revelation that has left the campus community barking mad, Drew University’s Community Advisors made a discovery that could rival the plot of 101 Dalmatians. During routine dorm checks, they stumbled upon a hidden dog shelter, tucked away in a seemingly ordinary Baldwin Hall room.
CAs Find Entire Dog Shelter in Student’s Dorm During 6 Week Room Check Read More »
