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Greenway Closure Leaves Georgia State Students Screaming Crying Throwing Up

Expecting a normal return to class after a restful spring break? Not on Georgia State’s watch! Students on the downtown campus were shocked to return on Monday to find half of the Greenway blocked by Georgia State Blue™ fencing. The barrier prohibits students from entering the Student Center, Library North, and Langdale Hall from the Greenway.

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Student Who Went to Thailand on Spring Break Rewards Self for Attending Class with Fifth Ave Shopping Spree

Campus, Side Hustle, Student / Barnard College

After returning from a “life-changing” spring break trip to Thailand, Barnard sophomore Lila Kensington reportedly rewarded herself for attending all of her classes this week with a casual Fifth Avenue shopping spree.

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Time Traveler Begs: “Please Don’t Form Study Group with All Procrastinators, Creates Procrastination Black Hole”

Campus / Grand Valley State University

A local student reported something truly remarkable. A person claiming to be from the year 2049 showed up at the Mary Idema Pew Library on Monday trying to stop four students from forming a study group for their project.

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Last Two Elevators in Langdale Hall Stop Working

Campus / Georgia State University

Langdale Hall hosts eight of the most essential elevators on Georgia State University’s Campus. As one of the primary classroom buildings for students, its 10 floors necessitate efficient elevators that can deliver people to their classes immediately. Whether late or in a hurry to snag the seat next to their classroom crush, students rely on the elevators to avoid a sweaty appearance.

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First Warm Day of the Year in NYC: Girl is “Going to be Okay”

Campus, Student, Uncategorized / Barnard College

Our sources over at The Nut have reported an “electric buzz, low cortisol ratings, and general optimism about life that has not been felt since orientation week.”

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Meet GVSU’s 2026 Honorary Graduate, Trash Panda

Campus, Must Read / Grand Valley State University

Campus celebrity raccoon, Trash Panda, is officially graduating with the Class of 2026 this May, and he’s getting an honorary degree in a new major deemed “Dumpster Economics” with a minor in “Chaos.”

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Campus Art Museum to Be Converted Into Parking Lot

Campus, Editors Pick / Kennesaw State University

Taking inspiration from Timothée Chalamet’s comments on the apparent lack of interest in ballet and opera, Kennesaw State University has decided to tear down the Zuckerman Art Museum to make way for a brand new parking lot.

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Walking Across Campus Now Counts as PE Credit

Campus / Georgia State University

Starting Fall 2026, all incoming freshmen are required to take DeCardio’s Seminar, an asynchronous one-credit-hour class that satisfies the new PE requirements. To pass the class, students must log their walking habits around campus and complete a minimum of five thousand steps per day.

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Opinion: Go Green, White, and… Orange? The Leprechauns on Campus That MSU Doesn’t Want You to Know About.

Campus, Holiday / Michigan State

[All opinions expressed in this article belong to the author, and the author alone.]
There are, without a doubt, Leprechauns at Michigan State University.
What? Don’t you believe me? I can prove it, I swear.

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