Student Seen Carving Through Campus Weeds With Machete
According to the Drew website, 1 out of 5 students every year will get lost in the weeds.
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POLL: 65% of U of a Students, When Asked About the Significance of Old Main, Replied by Saying Something About ‘the Alamo’
Back in March, with the 140th anniversary of the College coming up, our professional street interviewer team (not to be confused with our Ragebait TikTok street interviewer team) asked several students around the site of Old Main about what the building meant to them. This exercise likely just raised even more questions about how clueless each of the interviewees was
ASU Establishes The “ASU Commuters Force” to Terrorize Commuters
“Why should they, those low-life, car-driving, money saving stains on humanity, be treated equal to us, who pay lavish fees for the complete college experience”, says one concerned dormer.
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Drew President Hillary Link Caught Competing in EC Hillary Link Look-alike Contest
This week at Drew, University President Hillary Link took 3rd in EC Hillary Link lookalike contest!
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Continued Stimson Avenue Work Hides UFO Landing
As many who frequent Athens, Ohio, may know, the bridge over Hocking River has had road work being done on it all summer long, the road even being completely closed at some points. What citizens don’t know is that the nonstop road work is a ploy by the government meant to obfuscate the landing of an extraterrestrial.
Entity Created out of Mass of Hair, Mold, and Nail Clippings Found in Shower Drain
The University of Virginia prides itself on its diversity and commitment to a safe and inclusive environment for students of all kinds, regardless of gender, race, sexual orientation, or religion. Unfortunately, this commitment has caused the university to run into a predicament, as a small group of students on the grounds has formed a new religion, and has chosen the 3rd floor communal bathroom in Kent House as their house of worship.
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GVSU Experiments With Cyber Tunnel-Like System to Reduce Foot Traffic Causing Major Electric Scooter Backup
To keep up with an increasing number of students and traffic on campus, administrators at Grand Valley State University have reached out to various civil engineers across the country, seeking innovative solutions to modern problems.
‘Threat of Death’ being considered as reasonable deterrent for student absence and lateness.
With people feeling comfortable relying on their electronic devices and staying up later than ever, students are now more willing, whether consciously or otherwise, to risk being late to class or missing it altogether.
Student Practicing Piano in EC, Looks up to Realize They’ve Been Playing for 30 Years
Hebert Horbin began practicing in 1995, but due to a shift in the space-time continuum, he kept playing for 30 years!
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UVA Proudly Ranked #3 Most Challenging Wheelchair Obstacle Course in America
UVA is known for its commitment to excellence, from strict admittance qualifications, to an extensive network of alumni, to its dedicated maintenance of its beautiful and historic campus. The school is even ranked the fourth best public university in America, according to U.S. News. This is why, when USA Today announced a ranking of the “10 Most Challenging Wheelchair Obstacle Courses in America”, it was no surprise that UVA was on the podium, ranking third nationally.
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