Despite the prevalence of these critters all around the area, University of Arizona groundskeeper Greta Dawson has noted a considerable lack of their presence on campus. “Can you believe that the last time Javelinas wandered onto campus was nearly a century ago? Have we really become that much less inviting?” Said the *single 66-year old gardener and former design consultant.
As the sun begins to shine again, Georgia State University’s attendance rate falls as students crowd the campus greenspace. Rather than soaking up the Vitamin D, their goal is to soak up the flash of a prominent candid photographer.
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Students all across campus report the absolute ridiculous wintry conditions they have to travel to class in. Because of these freezing temperatures, the students tend to wear an absurd amount of clothing, so much so that they waddle like penguins.
When the Athens campus re-opened their doors on January 29th, they did so without clearing the majority of the streets. This was certainly a problem for most students, and the poor groundskeepers were given most of flack for the unsafe environment. To that end, they decided to work extra fast over the weekend and clear out as many streets and sidewalks as they could.
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A sorority has recently come under fire
for a new hazing ritual involving the consumption of dirty black snow piled along city streets. (DON’T EAT STREET SNOW!!!)
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By the end of the storm, the heap of plowed snow had been officially dubbed The Igloo and had become an expansive, multistory monument of Drew’s creativity and boredom.
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Underneath that seemingly happy yak on the yik yak app icon lies something more sinister. When our reporter was playing their daily Yakle, they came across multiple comments about supposed fights between commuters and on-campus residents.
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“We realized,”said Rose Mclovin, head of MSU Department of Student Wellness, “that not many people have historically accurate medieval armor lying around. Which poses a problem for student health and safety.”
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The beginning of the spring semester means a lot of things to different students. For many, it’s a new opportunity to center themselves, and stick to their resolutions. Some dread the return to homework and obligations. One thing that the CU community can agree on is that the start of a new year means the start of flu season.
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“This is a huge step for not only Drew, but all of the United States. No chimp has ever taught a Zoom class before, let alone in glasses,”
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