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Scrappy the Eagle, UNT’s famous feathered figure and trusty mascot, was found hungover just outside his apartment building the morning after Valentine’s Day. The eagle’s neighbors chimed in, stating that he muttered various drunk vagueries over the course of several hours, before vomiting on himself and collapsing at his doorstep.
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“I can barely drive during the holiday. Whenever I see some couple walking hand-in-hand down the street, flaunting in my face what I can’t have, I just get so angry. All I’d need to do is scootch my steering wheel a little to the right and I could show those motherfuckers how bad they make me feel, it’d be so easy, I have to bite my lip to take my mind off how easy it’d be”
It’s common knowledge that Valentine’s Day was created to torture single people. Though cruel and unusual punishment is made illegal by the Bill of Rights, Valentine’s Day nonetheless continues to exist.
1. Pick Flowers
What’s more romantic than yanking stuff off the ground? It’s fresher than the stuff from stores anyway. I’m sure you got neighbors whose gardens need tending to anyway, so do them a favor. No luck? Paint some flowery-looking plants and say it’s DIY.
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The student apparently could be heard yelling that they “could have driven” while ascending rapidly by the flight radio.
BOULDER, Colo. (TN) — As the new year approaches, Americans appear to have quietly abandoned the annual tradition of optimistic resolutions, opting instead for modest, deeply achievable goals and motos such as getting through it, it is what it is, or even just not making things any worse. Every new year social media sees its
She has been seen giving students instruments and sports equipment and telling them that she “sacrificed everything for them, so they can’t fail!!”.
Recently, all businesses in Denton have been putting up posters promoting their Thanksgiving events and promotions. In the small Deli, they offer a platter of four large sandwiches for fifty bucks.
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Citing “Unpredictable operational factors” ranging from weather patterns to “The general mood of the universe,” Regional Transportation District officials announced Monday that buses taking students home for Thanksgiving break will depart sometime between 8 a.m. Wednesday and, conservatively, next Tuesday.
RTD Buses Leaving for Thanksgiving Will Depart Sometime Between 8 AM and Next Tuesday Read More »
This past weekend, Grand Valley State University students gathered for what was advertised as “The Most Legendary Halloween Bash in Allendale History.”
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