Parent Solves Winter Break Standoff By Strapping College Student To Plane Seat, Launching Them Back To Campus
The student apparently could be heard yelling that they “could have driven” while ascending rapidly by the flight radio.
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2026, The Year of Zero New Years Resolutions
BOULDER, Colo. (TN) — As the new year approaches, Americans appear to have quietly abandoned the annual tradition of optimistic resolutions, opting instead for modest, deeply achievable goals and motos such as getting through it, it is what it is, or even just not making things any worse. Every new year social media sees its
Woman Hired to Act as a Mother Who Lives Vicariously Through Her Children to Make Students Feel at Home for the Holidays
She has been seen giving students instruments and sports equipment and telling them that she “sacrificed everything for them, so they can’t fail!!”.
Local Restaraunts Offer Deals to Stranded Students This Thanksgiving
Recently, all businesses in Denton have been putting up posters promoting their Thanksgiving events and promotions. In the small Deli, they offer a platter of four large sandwiches for fifty bucks.
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RTD Buses Leaving for Thanksgiving Will Depart Sometime Between 8 AM and Next Tuesday
Citing “Unpredictable operational factors” ranging from weather patterns to “The general mood of the universe,” Regional Transportation District officials announced Monday that buses taking students home for Thanksgiving break will depart sometime between 8 a.m. Wednesday and, conservatively, next Tuesday.
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Halloweekend Party Declared a Public Safety Incident (Spiritually, Not Legally)
This past weekend, Grand Valley State University students gathered for what was advertised as “The Most Legendary Halloween Bash in Allendale History.”
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Statistics by Professional Frat Boy Show That Almost Half of Halloween Parties’ Time Is Spent Explaining What Their Costumes Are
Kennesaw, GA. – Halloweekend has come and passed. As students come to class with colds due to not wearing any cover in 40-degree weather, among other ailments, many students were reportedly frustrated with their experience. Students like Jen Smith complained that no one got her costume. Her costume? Sexy George W. Bush and her boyfriend went as the shoe that almost hit him.
Ghost Tour of Campus Leads Visitors to Ranger Bear Cemetery
Then a howl came forth from the ground, and the earth quaked as hundreds of Ranger Bears burst out of the soil.
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Student Ghost Hunters Investigate Paranormal Activity, Revealing It Was a Disgruntled Professor
At this time of year, while most would usually be celebrating the completion of their midterm exams and attending Halloween parties, students on the GVSU campus are left in a state of paranoia due to a recent surge in the sightings of what can only be described as “ghosts”. Although the campus has been historically
Students Celebrate St Patrick’s Day for the Fourth Weekend in a Row, After Blacking Out the Other Three Times
No one remembered they had already celebrated the Irish holiday for the past three weekends and were confused when their one green shirt kept showing up in the laundry basket. Campus bars recognized the money-making opportunity and will serve green beer and jello shots for a fourth weekend.
