After the Gold Medalist, Alyssa Liu, captured the hearts of Americans with her performance at the Winter Olympics, and her alternative style. Typical of Americans, many are trying to recapture that with the assumption they can skate as Ice Rink attendants rise.
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I get up and look outside my window, all I see are the beautiful trees and the clouds trekking across the sky. I don’t see any horrible crimes or widescale abuse of power, I only see peace, and everyone knows things are only real if I can see them.
Absolutely Nothing Happened Last Week and Everything Is Fine Read More »
Students from many different schools rely on Rate My Professor to judge what classes they should be taking in the next semester. And in this time of preparation, the site is being used more than ever. But did you know, that the information presented is not exact fact? Did you know, that when students write their ratings they are writing…. Opinions?
In the past month, the Young Republicans leaks have shown countless instances of racially charged and violent messages shared between potential leaders of the country. Severe use of slurs, threats, and other hateful comments flood the large group chats of the organization with them highlighting their damaging views. The worst of it, according to my friend, is the majority support for the character Jeremiah Fisher from the Prime series, The Summer I Turned Pretty
This week at Drew, beloved Drew Mascot, Ranger Bear, was caught on a Coldplay concert’s Jumbotron in a loving embrace with Drew’s Head of HR, Madison Benson.
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She asked the artist to give her a tattoo saying “MSU co 2013”. After being told that it would be $20 per letter for the font she chose to shorten it to “MS-13”, thinking everyone would understand what it meant.
While throwing darts at a map of the midwest, Whitten explained that absorbing most of – and eventually all of – Illinois into Indiana means more space for branch campuses.
MINNEAPOLIS, MINN.,—Sam Jones, a popular frat boy at the University of Minnesota, shed tears after he learned President Trump imposed tariffs on imports from Canada and Mexico.
Frat Guy Tosses Trump Flag After Seeing Tariffs Will Affect Price of Beer Read More »
The year is 2032, Y24, the city-destroying asteroid first discovered in 2024, is set to hit Earth any day now. The asteroid is on an impact course with the small liberal arts college, Drew University, where it will land directly on the headquarters of the school’s 2nd tier news source, The Acorn.
City-Killer Asteroid Now 0% Chance as Drew Becomes Asteroid-Free Campus Read More »
This week at Drew, the University has put a 500% tariff on all food delivered to campus. “Yeah I guess they’re worried that no one is eating in the Commons anymore and just use DoorDash and Uber eats.,” said Drew Sophomore, Tommy Greer, “So now I have to decide between spending $150 on a DoorDash or risking my life on Commons chicken? It’s a tough call.”
