MINNEAPOLIS, MINN.,—Sam Jones, a popular frat boy at the University of Minnesota, shed tears after he learned President Trump imposed tariffs on imports from Canada and Mexico.
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No one remembered they had already celebrated the Irish holiday for the past three weekends and were confused when their one green shirt kept showing up in the laundry basket. Campus bars recognized the money-making opportunity and will serve green beer and jello shots for a fourth weekend.
“I really think I can change the world for the better” is what Arizona State engineering major, Siegfried Rudolph, said after his fellow classmates found out he accepted a job after graduation at Lockheed Martin. It is rumored that he waived 65% of his starting salary because he believes that Lockheed Martin has the potential
Many gopher-loving students left their winter attire at the Mississippi River since they heard it was shorts season even though it was actually below zero during the first week of the spring semester.
While walking to class in -20°F weather, an extra cold gust of wind froze her in her tracks just outside her class in Murphy Hall on Tuesday morning. She was marked absent and automatically dropped from the class.
Kyle Chad III is a super-super-super-super senior starting his 22nd semester of undergrad at MSU. We caught up with Kyle at a bar at 3 pm on a Tuesday afternoon.
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The annual McClintock Hall Friendsgiving took an unexpected turn this year when every single attendee arrived with the same dish: instant mashed potatoes. What should have been a heartwarming evening of shared gratitude quickly descended into carbohydrate chaos.
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A shocking new report released by Drew University’s Office of Student Resilience confirms what we all suspected: 99% of students are simply “getting through it” this midterm season, clinging to survival like a stale Commons bagel.
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Sophomore Zach Thompson came dressed to impress as the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man for Michigan State’s annual Halloween frat party circuit, a choice he now regrets more than a final exam he didn’t study for. After downing a few drinks, Zach soon found himself on a mission that would test his endurance, patience, and bladder control.
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In a dramatic turn of events that would make Alexander Hamilton blush, a routine Student Government Senate meeting suddenly descended into absolute chaos Wednesday night. The catalyst for this extraordinary spectacle? A seemingly innocuous proposal for a mandatory early-morning DSEM class in Tolley-Brown Circle.
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