A rumor that’s been going around campus stating that Tommy Danes, a local senior, decided to take a 20-minute nap during finals week has turned true when his roommates found him asleep when they got home. The consequences of Tommy’s actions will result in a fine from the school and possibly being kicked off the Dean’s List due to academic negligence.
She asked the artist to give her a tattoo saying “MSU co 2013”. After being told that it would be $20 per letter for the font she chose to shorten it to “MS-13”, thinking everyone would understand what it meant.
The self-proclaimed filmmaking prodigy and junior film major is not holding back, saying, “It’s a low-brow, pandering, piece of crap and a mockery in the name of filmmaking.”
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MINNEAPOLIS, MINN.,—Sam Jones, a popular frat boy at the University of Minnesota, shed tears after he learned President Trump imposed tariffs on imports from Canada and Mexico.
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No one remembered they had already celebrated the Irish holiday for the past three weekends and were confused when their one green shirt kept showing up in the laundry basket. Campus bars recognized the money-making opportunity and will serve green beer and jello shots for a fourth weekend.
“I really think I can change the world for the better” is what Arizona State engineering major, Siegfried Rudolph, said after his fellow classmates found out he accepted a job after graduation at Lockheed Martin. It is rumored that he waived 65% of his starting salary because he believes that Lockheed Martin has the potential
Many gopher-loving students left their winter attire at the Mississippi River since they heard it was shorts season even though it was actually below zero during the first week of the spring semester.
While walking to class in -20°F weather, an extra cold gust of wind froze her in her tracks just outside her class in Murphy Hall on Tuesday morning. She was marked absent and automatically dropped from the class.
Kyle Chad III is a super-super-super-super senior starting his 22nd semester of undergrad at MSU. We caught up with Kyle at a bar at 3 pm on a Tuesday afternoon.
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The annual McClintock Hall Friendsgiving took an unexpected turn this year when every single attendee arrived with the same dish: instant mashed potatoes. What should have been a heartwarming evening of shared gratitude quickly descended into carbohydrate chaos.
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