Unfortunately, it turns out eating raw fish five days a week for months on end actually has a downside. Huge bummer.
Barnard Student Hospitalized After Consuming Milstein Poke Bowls Five Days a Week Read More »
For the past six weeks, Rawlins Hall has received nonstop visitation from a mysterious “Lobster Man”, who reportedly arrives at the residence hall with the sole goal of eating a lobster. While this may sound unremarkable, the Lobster Man has continuously vexed and confused students and staff with his presence.
Some Guy Eating 3 Pound Lobster in the Middle of Rawlins Hall for Some Reason Read More »
Saint Patrick’s Day is a special day for whimsy, and students thought to bring that whimsy to life with a simple trap for a leprechaun this past Tuesday. It wasn’t an elaborate setup, just some chocolate coins under a propped-up cardboard box. One engineering student offered to place a camera near the trap, theoretically to catch the leprechaun, but more likely to catch some squirrels.
Students Attempt to Catch a Leprechaun, but Catch Their History Professor Instead Read More »
The program, officially titled “Project Rodent,” allows frustrated students to temporarily rent a Drew-trained and certified squirrel for the low price of $49.99 per hour with your dedicated companion.
Drew Introduces Emotional Support Squirrel Rental Read More »
hidden among the megaphones and handmade signs, there exists a quieter demographic: students who genuinely could not tell you what is going on.
Student Who’s Always Clueless About The Protests Gets Put On The News Read More »
Athens County Animal Control received a concerning call a few days ago from a frantic-sounding student. The first student, a sophomore named Brad, claimed to have seen a bobcat roaming around campus. Animal Control was suspicious of a prank,
Student Mistakes House Cat for Bobcat Calls Animal Control Read More »
A Barnard student experienced what experts are calling “a catastrophic gastrointestinal event” late Tuesday night in a shared campus bathroom, marking yet another reminder that college dining halls remain a lawless environment.
Student Reaches Out To Parent With In-Depth Food Poisoning Analysis Read More »
“All I want is to just see the answer. Either the videos take way too long to get the point, or they are way too fast to even keep up with! Where is the happy middle? Where are the videos that just give the steps?” the student ranted.
Student Wishes Youtube Tutorial Would Just Get to the Fucking Point Read More »
Throughout the KSU Campus, students have spoken about privacy concerns over the new A. I use surveillance to monitor the campus. Worries over illegal recording, access to citizens’ personal information, and the fact that a third-party company is ahead on this. It’s what one student calls “Orson-Wellian,” when interviewed by The Nut. When asked if he meant “Orwellian,” his response was,
The CU Boulder campus is split into factions over a contentious issue. The debate started in mid-January and quickly spiraled out of control. The campus water heaters have been experiencing issues since there have been student dorms, but lately, things have taken a turn. Students haven’t been able to take even 10-minute showers without the water turning cold, leading to many abstaining from showering in the first place.
Student Gets Hypothermia From Cold Shower After Heater Broke Read More »
