Parent Solves Winter Break Standoff By Strapping College Student To Plane Seat, Launching Them Back To Campus
The student apparently could be heard yelling that they “could have driven” while ascending rapidly by the flight radio.
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Barista Cuts Off Student After 5th Order of Quad Espresso
Boulder, CO— Ashley Clark, a student barista at the University of Colorado Boulder faced a unique challenge earlier today. Her shift started like any other, lattes, cold brews, the occasional hot chocolate. Then in walked Michael McMillan.
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Woman Hired to Act as a Mother Who Lives Vicariously Through Her Children to Make Students Feel at Home for the Holidays
She has been seen giving students instruments and sports equipment and telling them that she “sacrificed everything for them, so they can’t fail!!”.
Asu Student Suspended From Tooker for Allegedly Sleeping Before CMH 114 Midterm
Residential staff labeled the incident “a breach of academic culture,” noting that J’s eight full hours of rest posed “a violation of the complete Fulton School’s experience.” Students on the floor gathered in the hallway chanting obscenities as RAs escorted J out of the building for what they described as “malicious resting.”
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Barstool Intern Finds out Job Is Just Scrolling TikTok for 80 Hours a Week
Recent KSU alum Hunter Williams found himself unsatisfied with his internship under the Barstool Sports media empire. Majoring in Sports and Entertainment Marketing, he hoped to be able to push the sports podcasts of men who watch highlights of one sport and gain connections in the industry. After an interview that focused on beer chugging technique and if he was “not a beta,” he finds his hours are usually spent scrolling on TikTok and finding videos to “repost” on the Barstool.
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Honors Student Creates Campus Wide Panic at CU Boulder with Inadvertent Campus Wide-Alert
BOULDER, CO (TN)— On Monday, November 3rd, Evan Shrinner was preparing for his honors defense when he inadvertently collapsed the CU Boulder’s IT department. Shrinner volunteers at the CU Rapid Alert system and is an honors student at the university. In a panic, Shrinner opened his browser and hastily typed “Do they check your browser
ASU Professor Blows up After Freshman Won’t Stop Yelling 6 7 in ISTB.
Witnesses say the professor froze mid-equation, muttered something about “the laws of thermodynamics not applying to clowns,” and then detonated emotionally, screaming that if he heard those numbers again, he’d “personally turn the building into plasma.”
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Ghost Tour of Campus Leads Visitors to Ranger Bear Cemetery
Then a howl came forth from the ground, and the earth quaked as hundreds of Ranger Bears burst out of the soil.
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Fire Marshall Hoses Down Hippie to Prevent Second Hand Highs
A routine hike up Chautauqua Trail ended in disaster Tuesday when CU freshman Christopher McMillan returned to his dorm reeking strongly of, “a patchouli-infused stench.” The Boulder Fire Department immediately deployed its Hazmat Response Team, suspecting a nearby drug lab–to find McMillian doing a Hot Yoga session in his room.
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ASU Student Goes Missing After Meeting With a Wildcat, Student Council Accused of Putting out a Hit.
Chaos erupted on the ASU campus Monday evening following news of a missing student over allegations of fraternizing with a University of Arizona student.
