We’ve all been there. Maybe you were focused on other assignments or you had a big game the night before or maybe you just procrastinated, but all of a sudden you realize that you have a big exam the next day that you haven’t studied for. What would you do to make sure you passed this exam?
Sophomore Rob Carver, got hit hard with a case of senioritis and did not study for his calculus exam. However, he realized that he wasn’t a senior and should probably try to get a good grade. Carver immediately ran to the library to study for the exam. After an exhausting 7 minutes of studying Carver knew there had to be an easier war to pass this exam without studying.
Luckily, Carver was studying next to the section of the Library labeled “Ancient Books Containing the Secrets of Dark Magic and the Occult”. After finding Summoning Demons for Dummies Carver knew exactly what he needed to do. He ran to the C-Store to grab salt, candles, and four gallons of lamb blood. “Thank god the C-store restocked tonight,” said Carver, “because that lamb blood sells fast!”
Carver then made sure to get to class early and perform the ritual to summon Snevets Semaj Bringer of The End of Days. “Who dares summon Snevets Semaj Bringer of The End of Days!” proclaimed Snevets Semaj Bringer of The End of Days. Carver then explained who he was and why he summoned him. Snevets Semaj Bringer of The End of Days was surprisingly chill and sympathetic to Carver’s situation as he almost had to drop out of demon school because of a bad grade on an exam.
“When I walked into class the first thing I noticed was Rob’s sick demon costume. He looked 12 feet tall and the flames looked so real,” Carver’s classmate told The Nut. “Yeah I was super nervous because math changed a lot since I was in school,” said Snevets Semaj Bringer of The End of Days, “But luckily I just projected images of the apocalypse to the girl next to me and stole her answers while she was distracted.”
Carver ended up getting an A- on the exam which he says was definitely worth damning his soul for eternity. “I mean you only live once and I was able to spend that time watching Friends instead of wasting it studying,” said Carver.
