Kelley School of Business to Add Unprofessional Sales Co-major
As many students at Indiana University know, scamming isn’t a practice reserved for the elderly. From fake Taylor Swift tickets to $9 delivery fees on ...
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Kelley School of Business to Add Unprofessional Sales Co-major
As many students at Indiana University know, scamming isn’t a practice reserved for the elderly. From fake Taylor Swift tickets to $9 delivery fees on ...
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Drew Now Offering Ghost Tours of McClintock, What Are Those Mysterious Squeaking Noises Above Your Room
In what some are calling Drew University’s most chilling initiative yet, McClintock Hall has officially launched Ghost Tours of its loudest dorm rooms. This latest ...
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CAs Find Entire Dog Shelter in Student’s Dorm During 6 Week Room Check
In a shocking revelation that has left the campus community barking mad, Drew University's Community Advisors made a discovery that could rival the plot of ...
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Student Inadvertently Sets World Breath Holding Record In Class While Concealing Weed Smoke
This week at Drew, November 26th 2023, Senior Paul Hempson was welcomed ...
Student Caught Trying to Bribe Their Professor to Get Off Waitlist For Class
In a shocking turn of events at Drew University, a desperate student ...
Student is Constantly Late to Class Because He Has to Participate in Tik Toks
Hearing your alarm blaring at 8 a.m, struggling to get out of ...
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Due to Budget Cuts, Drew Starts Replacing Professors With ChatGPT
In a move that’s shaking the academic world (or at least the very quiet world of Drew University), all Drew professors are being replaced by an AI chat bot. That’s right—goodbye, actual humans with PhDs and personal vendettas against tardy students, and hello to a shiny, 24/7, emotionally-void chatbot that doesn’t care if you turn in your essay 11 days late, as long as you type it in Comic Sans.
Students Have Resorted to Satanic Rituals in Order to Visit Their Friends in Other Dorm Buildings
In a shocking display of defiance against the university's tightened security protocols, a group of Drew University students recently gathered in the heart of campus ...
Drew Saves Money by Switching All Long Treks to the Meta Verse
In a revolutionary new program aimed at increasing student "immersion" (without the pesky expense of actual flights or cultural exchanges), Drew University has announced its ...
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University Bookstores are Giving 1% off Textbooks for Black Friday Sales
It’s that time of the year again! Camping outside of stores, like Best Buy, Apple, Target, and even Walmart. Waiting to see those juicy deals. Buy 1 get …
Student is Constantly Late to Class Because He Has to Participate in Tik Toks
Hearing your alarm blaring at 8 a.m, struggling to get ...
Geology Major Finishes Assignment at Frat Party After Procrastinating All Week
We’ve all been there before, procrastinating an assignment to the ...
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Local Bars Near MSU Seem Unaware of Underage Drinking
Some hotspot bars around East Lansing and MSU’s campus include Rick’s, Harper’s, Landshark, Fieldhouse, and others. All of these bars swear that they have no ...
Drew’s GrubHub Dining System Under Attack by Hackers Asking For the Return of Their Glitched Meal Swipes
In a shocking turn of events that has left Drew University students feeling more than hangry, the campus's newly implemented Grubhub-based dining system has been ...
Americans Leave Out Hotdogs and Water on July 4th eve for 16 time Hot Dog Eating Champion Joey Chestnut
Every year on the 4th of July, Americans across the country celebrate the way God truly intended, by watching Nathan’s Hot Dog Eating Contest. Every ...
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Drew Now Offering Ghost Tours of McClintock, What Are Those Mysterious Squeaking Noises Above Your Room
In what some are calling Drew University’s most chilling initiative yet, McClintock Hall has officially launched Ghost Tours of its loudest dorm rooms. This latest ...
“That’s it! I quit!” Frustrated Biden Exclaims After He Spills Ice Cream Cone on Desk
Biden has been having a rough time lately. He fumbled and mumbled during the debate, Trump got shot and has been getting all of the ...
Americans Leave Out Hotdogs and Water on July 4th eve for 16 time Hot Dog Eating Champion Joey Chestnut
Every year on the 4th of July, Americans across the country celebrate the way God truly intended, by watching Nathan’s Hot Dog Eating Contest. Every ...
