Drew Wifi Gains Sentience, Now Actively Dodging Students Connections
Drew University officials announced today that the Wi-Fi network within the library has become fully sentient. The once-reliable connection, known affectionately as “Drew1x,” has evolved ...
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Drew Wifi Gains Sentience, Now Actively Dodging Students Connections
Drew University officials announced today that the Wi-Fi network within the library has become fully sentient. The once-reliable connection, known affectionately as “Drew1x,” has evolved ...
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Kelley School of Business to Add Unprofessional Sales Co-major
As many students at Indiana University know, scamming isn’t a practice reserved for the elderly. From fake Taylor Swift tickets to $9 delivery fees on ...
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Drew Squirrels Declare Independance From Drew University
In a bold and unexpected move, the squirrel population of Drew University’s Forest has officially declared independence, establishing themselves as the Free and United Forest ...
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Students Are Unable to Get to Class Without Being a Part of a Photography Student’s Project
Our campus is famous for its beautiful scenery, and its photogenic nature, making Admissions’ job so much easier by enticing new students to enter its ...
Shady Student in Trench Coat Offering Paw Point in Exchange For Doing His Final Work
Taking tests, exams, and doing reports after thanksgiving break sucks. Beating yourself ...
Student Inadvertently Sets World Breath Holding Record In Class While Concealing Weed Smoke
This week at Drew, November 26th 2023, Senior Paul Hempson was welcomed ...
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“Where The Fuck is Baldwin!?” Says Doordash Driver Trying to Deliver Burrito For $2 Tip
In a developing tragedy that has shaken the very foundation of Drew University’s food delivery ecosystem, local Doordash drivers are reportedly abandoning deliveries at an unprecedented rate…
Student Uses Oujia Board to Summon Ghost to Help HIm Cheat on Exam
A recent wave of unexplained occurrences in Drew University’s Hall of Sciences has left students and professors both terrified and intrigued. Reports of objects moving ...
Drew Now Offering Ghost Tours of McClintock, What Are Those Mysterious Squeaking Noises Above Your Room
In what some are calling Drew University’s most chilling initiative yet, McClintock Hall has officially launched Ghost Tours of its loudest dorm rooms. This latest ...
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University Bookstores are Giving 1% off Textbooks for Black Friday Sales
It’s that time of the year again! Camping outside of stores, like Best Buy, Apple, Target, and even Walmart. Waiting to see those juicy deals. Buy 1 get …
Student is Constantly Late to Class Because He Has to Participate in Tik Toks
Hearing your alarm blaring at 8 a.m, struggling to get ...
Geology Major Finishes Assignment at Frat Party After Procrastinating All Week
We’ve all been there before, procrastinating an assignment to the ...
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Local Bars Near MSU Seem Unaware of Underage Drinking
Some hotspot bars around East Lansing and MSU’s campus include Rick’s, Harper’s, Landshark, Fieldhouse, and others. All of these bars swear that they have no ...
Drew’s GrubHub Dining System Under Attack by Hackers Asking For the Return of Their Glitched Meal Swipes
In a shocking turn of events that has left Drew University students feeling more than hangry, the campus's newly implemented Grubhub-based dining system has been ...
Americans Leave Out Hotdogs and Water on July 4th eve for 16 time Hot Dog Eating Champion Joey Chestnut
Every year on the 4th of July, Americans across the country celebrate the way God truly intended, by watching Nathan’s Hot Dog Eating Contest. Every ...
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DoYo Becomes Spirit Halloween Since No One Was Really Using it Anyways
In a shocking turn of events that has left students, faculty, and the local community quaking in their Ranger Bear costumes, the prestigious Dorothy Young ...
Student Uses Oujia Board to Summon Ghost to Help HIm Cheat on Exam
A recent wave of unexplained occurrences in Drew University’s Hall of Sciences has left students and professors both terrified and intrigued. Reports of objects moving ...
Drew Now Offering Ghost Tours of McClintock, What Are Those Mysterious Squeaking Noises Above Your Room
In what some are calling Drew University’s most chilling initiative yet, McClintock Hall has officially launched Ghost Tours of its loudest dorm rooms. This latest ...
