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Indiana-Illinois Border Bill Small Step Towards President Whitten’s Plan to Conquer Illinois
While throwing darts at a map of the midwest, Whitten explained that absorbing most of – and eventually all of – Illinois into Indiana means more space for branch campuses.
Indiana University May 1, 2025
Computer Science Students Implicated in CVS Robbery Because Deodorant the Only Aisle Untouched
Read More » Michigan State March 6, 2025
U of Minnesota March 5, 2025
Drew February 28, 2025
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Student Who Took 20 Minute Nap While Studying For Finals at Risk of No Longer Passing Classes
Students Celebrate St Patrick’s Day for the Fourth Weekend in a Row, After Blacking Out the Other Three Times
Drew University
Michigan State University
Fieldhouse Cancels Planned Expansions After High Paying Customers Enter Transfer Portal
Michigan State April 24, 2025
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Michigan State Graduate From Class of 2013 Starting to Regret Getting Commemorative “MS-13” Neck Tattoo
Indiana-Illinois Border Bill Small Step Towards President Whitten’s Plan to Conquer Illinois
Arizona State University
Student Who Took 20 Minute Nap While Studying For Finals at Risk of No Longer Passing Classes
Arizona State May 7, 2025
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Morally Corrupt Engineering Major Takes Pay Cut to work at Lockheed Martin Saying, “Its not always about the money”
Arizona State February 26, 2025
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University President Cunningham Says Barstool AI Post Was the Last Straw Before Banning AI
U of Minnesota April 9, 2025
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Frat Guy Tosses Trump Flag After Seeing Tariffs Will Affect Price of Beer
U of Minnesota April 1, 2025
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Santa Places Drew Admin on “Naughty List” After Getting Conduct Warning For Breaking Into EC Chimney
