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Drew Announces Tolley-Brown Circle Construction Is Definitely Not Related to Sudden Emergence of Mole People
The Nut has since conducted their own investigation and found incriminating evidence within the Drew Archives of mole-like humanoid creatures living beneath the Tolley-Brown circle.
Drew December 12, 2025
Student

Barstool Intern Finds out Job Is Just Scrolling TikTok for 80 Hours a Week
Honors Student Creates Campus Wide Panic at CU Boulder with Inadvertent Campus Wide-Alert
National News
New Report: The Opinions on Rate My Professor are Not 100% Accurate and May Contain Personal Opinions

Young Republican Group Chat Leaks Reveal Between the Racist Statements They Were Also Team Jeremiah for TSITP
Arizona State University

Asu Student Suspended From Tooker for Allegedly Sleeping Before CMH 114 Midterm
Arizona State November 23, 2025
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ASU Professor Blows up After Freshman Won’t Stop Yelling 6 7 in ISTB.
Arizona State November 3, 2025
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University Refills Empty Hand Sanitizers With Hot Sauce to See if Anyone Notices
U of Minnesota September 16, 2025
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University President Cunningham Says Barstool AI Post Was the Last Straw Before Banning AI
U of Minnesota April 9, 2025
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