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Fire Marshall Hoses Down Hippie to Prevent Second Hand Highs
A routine hike up Chautauqua Trail ended in disaster Tuesday when CU freshman Christopher McMillan returned to his dorm reeking strongly of, “a patchouli-infused stench.” The Boulder Fire Department immediately deployed its Hazmat Response Team, suspecting a nearby drug lab–to find McMillian doing a Hot Yoga session in his room.
CU Boulder October 27, 2025

ASU Student Goes Missing After Meeting With a Wildcat, Student Council Accused of Putting out a Hit.
Read More » Arizona State October 19, 2025
Student

Junior Students Pitch “Academic Helpers” for Students: Later, Finds out Advisors Exist

POLL: 65% of U of a Students, When Asked About the Significance of Old Main, Replied by Saying Something About ‘the Alamo’
Drew University

Ranger Bear Forced to Come out of Hibernation Following Grubhub Shutdown
Drew October 27, 2025
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Copy of Students Prepare for the Upcoming Winter Lady Bug Apocalypse
Drew October 17, 2025
Read More » Michigan State University

Opinion: Why I Should Have Won the Performative Male Competition
Michigan State October 2, 2025
Read More » National News

Young Republican Group Chat Leaks Reveal Between the Racist Statements They Were Also Team Jeremiah for TSITP

Michigan State Graduate From Class of 2013 Starting to Regret Getting Commemorative “MS-13” Neck Tattoo
Arizona State University

ASU Student Goes Missing After Meeting With a Wildcat, Student Council Accused of Putting out a Hit.
Arizona State October 19, 2025
Read More » ASU Establishes The “ASU Commuters Force” to Terrorize Commuters
Arizona State October 1, 2025
Read More » University of Minnesota

University Refills Empty Hand Sanitizers With Hot Sauce to See if Anyone Notices
U of Minnesota September 16, 2025
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University President Cunningham Says Barstool AI Post Was the Last Straw Before Banning AI
U of Minnesota April 9, 2025
Read More » Holiday

Students Celebrate St Patrick’s Day for the Fourth Weekend in a Row, After Blacking Out the Other Three Times












