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Computer Science Students Implicated in CVS Robbery Because Deodorant the Only Aisle Untouched
Students and community members are still recovering from the horrifying robbery at CVS on M.A.C Ave last week. We here at the Nut got wind of some new developments in the case, so we sent our best down to the East Lansing P.D. to interview Head Detective Richard B. Smalls.
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Computer Science Students Implicated in CVS Robbery Because Deodorant the Only Aisle Untouched
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