Drew Saves Money by Switching All Long Treks to the Meta Verse
In a revolutionary new program aimed at increasing student "immersion" (without the pesky expense of actual flights or cultural exchanges), Drew University has announced its ...
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Local Bars Near MSU Seem Unaware of Underage Drinking
Some hotspot bars around East Lansing and MSU’s campus include Rick’s, Harper’s, Landshark, Fieldhouse, and others. All of these bars swear that they have no ...
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Drew University Now Offering Advanced ‘Ghosting’ Classes: Learn How to Avoid Your Ex Like a Pro
Drew University has officially announced its most awaited course offering: Advanced Ghosting Techniques 404. This course, designed for students wishing to learn the fine art ...
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Drew’s GrubHub Dining System Under Attack by Hackers Asking For the Return of Their Glitched Meal Swipes
In a shocking turn of events that has left Drew University students feeling more than hangry, the campus's newly implemented Grubhub-based dining system has been ...
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Student Caught Trying to Bribe Their Professor to Get Off Waitlist For Class
In a shocking turn of events at Drew University, a desperate student ...
Student is Constantly Late to Class Because He Has to Participate in Tik Toks
Hearing your alarm blaring at 8 a.m, struggling to get out of ...
Student’s Roommate Finally Returns to The Room After Breaking up With Boyfriend
Having roommates while in college can be an emotional and experienced rollercoaster. ...
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Beenie’s Ice Cream Named Best in the World by Drew Student Craig Stevenson
Well, it’s official, on March 19, 2024, Beenie’s Ice Cream, the gem of Morristown, has been named “World’s Best Ice Cream”. The title was given by the one and only, Drew Sophomore, Craig Stevenson who, in his long history as an unofficial taste tester, has tried over 4 different Ice Cream places from here to his home state of Nebraska.
Swiftie Flies Private Jet From McLendon To Class In Brothers College
Sarah Nelson, a swiftie here at Drew wanted to show that it is perfectly normal to travel in luxury no matter how long the trip ...
Drew is Officially in an Economic Crisis as Inflation Causes The Pub to Raise the Cost of Pizza Slices to $2
One of Drew University’s fun and unique features is the on-campus bar, The Pub, located in the EC. Known for its cozy atmosphere and bizarre ...
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University Bookstores are Giving 1% off Textbooks for Black Friday Sales
It’s that time of the year again! Camping outside of stores, like Best Buy, Apple, Target, and even Walmart. Waiting to see those juicy deals. Buy 1 get …
Student is Constantly Late to Class Because He Has to Participate in Tik Toks
Hearing your alarm blaring at 8 a.m, struggling to get ...
Geology Major Finishes Assignment at Frat Party After Procrastinating All Week
We’ve all been there before, procrastinating an assignment to the ...
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Local Bars Near MSU Seem Unaware of Underage Drinking
Some hotspot bars around East Lansing and MSU’s campus include Rick’s, Harper’s, Landshark, Fieldhouse, and others. All of these bars swear that they have no ...
Drew’s GrubHub Dining System Under Attack by Hackers Asking For the Return of Their Glitched Meal Swipes
In a shocking turn of events that has left Drew University students feeling more than hangry, the campus's newly implemented Grubhub-based dining system has been ...
Americans Leave Out Hotdogs and Water on July 4th eve for 16 time Hot Dog Eating Champion Joey Chestnut
Every year on the 4th of July, Americans across the country celebrate the way God truly intended, by watching Nathan’s Hot Dog Eating Contest. Every ...
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“That’s it! I quit!” Frustrated Biden Exclaims After He Spills Ice Cream Cone on Desk
Biden has been having a rough time lately. He fumbled and mumbled during the debate, Trump got shot and has been getting all of the ...
Americans Leave Out Hotdogs and Water on July 4th eve for 16 time Hot Dog Eating Champion Joey Chestnut
Every year on the 4th of July, Americans across the country celebrate the way God truly intended, by watching Nathan’s Hot Dog Eating Contest. Every ...
Santa Announces That He Will Not Be Delivering Gifts to Drew University This Year
Could Santa Claus be skipping Drew University on his route this year? ...
