Campus Superhero Battles Against Streamers
This week, a masked campus vigilante stands up to aggressive streamers in a battle the school will never forget.
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Hacker Breaches Drew Website, Realizes There’s No Money to Steal
Following the “hack attempt” (as the Drew communications department called it) on August 21, The Nut spoke in an exclusive interview with the anonymous hacker, and they shed some light on the situation.
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UNT Offers New ‘Fast Track to Maturity’ Classes to Help Students With Everything in Life After They Graduate
In recent years, there have been complaints that most people do not feel adequate to live their lives successfully. As if there is too much pressure to know a lot straight out of the gate. So, to tackle that problem, universities have created programs to get their student fully ahead in life. Not just to prepare them for the workforce, but also in every aspect of their lives.
Tired Sophomore in Oversized Shirt and Basketball Shorts Mistaken for Adam Sandler
Students and alumni of Drew University were buzzing with excitement this week as news spread on social media that Adam Sandler was filming a movie with his daughter on campus.
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Indiana-Illinois Border Bill Small Step Towards President Whitten’s Plan to Conquer Illinois
While throwing darts at a map of the midwest, Whitten explained that absorbing most of – and eventually all of – Illinois into Indiana means more space for branch campuses.
University President Cunningham Says Barstool AI Post Was the Last Straw Before Banning AI
MINNEAPOLIS, MINN.,—The University of Minnesota finally banned all AI use after BarstoolGophers upset students by making AI art without using real artists from the school.
Computer Science Students Implicated in CVS Robbery Because Deodorant the Only Aisle Untouched
Students and community members are still recovering from the horrifying robbery at CVS on M.A.C Ave last week. We here at the Nut got wind of some new developments in the case, so we sent our best down to the East Lansing P.D. to interview Head Detective Richard B. Smalls.
Increase in Theft at Walter Library as “Beware of Theft” Signs Get Stolen
The signs reminding students to keep track of their belongings at Walter Library started disappearing recently and the amount of stolen items has increased.
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City-Killer Asteroid Now 0% Chance as Drew Becomes Asteroid-Free Campus
The year is 2032, Y24, the city-destroying asteroid first discovered in 2024, is set to hit Earth any day now. The asteroid is on an impact course with the small liberal arts college, Drew University, where it will land directly on the headquarters of the school’s 2nd tier news source, The Acorn.
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Students Are Being Bullied Based on the Ridiculous Ways That They Wear Their ID Cards
MINNEAPOLIS, MINN.–Many students at the University of Minnesota were caught bullying each other after realizing that everyone wears their ID WAY differently.
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