As the semester wraps up at Kennesaw State University, graduating seniors are hunting for extra graduation tickets. As always, group me scammers are taking advantage of the situation and are preying on students by offering tickets they don’t have. However, it has recently come to light that one scammer has a tragic backstory that led to this life of fraud.
“Yeah, so one day I was visiting campus, and a student wearing a cap and gown stepped on my foot accidentally. I am not quick to make myself a victim, but this time I think I am,” claims the scammer.
The incident has led to the scammer developing a hate-fueled rage towards college seniors. Since then, for the past four years, the scammer has targeted graduating students by joining group chats in mainly large classes and whose messages are promptly met by memes from the students.
“Imagine just trying to make a quick buck and being met with mockery or worse yet, a soy wojak meme. It’s practically cyberbullying. I may be a criminal, but I draw the line at that,” states the scammer.
As the school year comes to a close, the scammer braces for another year of mockery in class group chats. However, this year the scammer has started wearing steel-toed boots, a brutal reminder to watch where you are walking and that the littlest things can justify crime.
