To celebrate the sunshine, 50 students collectively decided to meet up outside Brody Hall to enjoy the balmy weather. However, they forgot to check the forecast for the day. When they arrived at Brody there was no sunshine to be found and were instead greeted by a blizzard. In spite of this, 49 out of the 50 decided to stay and sunbathe.
“I hit print and nothing happened, which is pretty common for this campus,” the student explained, their face blank with shock. “But then…it just…started talking? Like actual words. And I was like, ‘Okay, I’ve finally lost it. This is where they throw me in the loony bin. This is how it ends.’”
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Students on their way to classes on Tuesday afternoon found themselves stopping in awe at the mismatched snowman being built on the west green. The snowman itself was certainly a feat of ingenuity, being as tall as it was, but what was really fascinating was what it was dressed in. When asked, the nursing students
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Throughout the KSU Campus, students have spoken about privacy concerns over the new A. I use surveillance to monitor the campus. Worries over illegal recording, access to citizens’ personal information, and the fact that a third-party company is ahead on this. It’s what one student calls “Orson-Wellian,” when interviewed by The Nut. When asked if he meant “Orwellian,” his response was,
Despite the prevalence of these critters all around the area, University of Arizona groundskeeper Greta Dawson has noted a considerable lack of their presence on campus. “Can you believe that the last time Javelinas wandered onto campus was nearly a century ago? Have we really become that much less inviting?” Said the *single 66-year old gardener and former design consultant.
As the sun begins to shine again, Georgia State University’s attendance rate falls as students crowd the campus greenspace. Rather than soaking up the Vitamin D, their goal is to soak up the flash of a prominent candid photographer.
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Students all across campus report the absolute ridiculous wintry conditions they have to travel to class in. Because of these freezing temperatures, the students tend to wear an absurd amount of clothing, so much so that they waddle like penguins.
When the Athens campus re-opened their doors on January 29th, they did so without clearing the majority of the streets. This was certainly a problem for most students, and the poor groundskeepers were given most of flack for the unsafe environment. To that end, they decided to work extra fast over the weekend and clear out as many streets and sidewalks as they could.
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A sorority has recently come under fire
for a new hazing ritual involving the consumption of dirty black snow piled along city streets. (DON’T EAT STREET SNOW!!!)
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By the end of the storm, the heap of plowed snow had been officially dubbed The Igloo and had become an expansive, multistory monument of Drew’s creativity and boredom.
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