After returning from a “life-changing” spring break trip to Thailand, Barnard sophomore Lila Kensington reportedly rewarded herself for attending all of her classes this week with a casual Fifth Avenue shopping spree.
A local student reported something truly remarkable. A person claiming to be from the year 2049 showed up at the Mary Idema Pew Library on Monday trying to stop four students from forming a study group for their project.
What started off as a friendly game of cup pong quickly became a ferocious battle for a spot on the YikYak leaderboard.
Langdale Hall hosts eight of the most essential elevators on Georgia State University’s Campus. As one of the primary classroom buildings for students, its 10 floors necessitate efficient elevators that can deliver people to their classes immediately. Whether late or in a hurry to snag the seat next to their classroom crush, students rely on the elevators to avoid a sweaty appearance.
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Our sources over at The Nut have reported an “electric buzz, low cortisol ratings, and general optimism about life that has not been felt since orientation week.”
First Warm Day of the Year in NYC: Girl is “Going to be Okay” Read More »
Campus celebrity raccoon, Trash Panda, is officially graduating with the Class of 2026 this May, and he’s getting an honorary degree in a new major deemed “Dumpster Economics” with a minor in “Chaos.”
Taking inspiration from Timothée Chalamet’s comments on the apparent lack of interest in ballet and opera, Kennesaw State University has decided to tear down the Zuckerman Art Museum to make way for a brand new parking lot.
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Starting Fall 2026, all incoming freshmen are required to take DeCardio’s Seminar, an asynchronous one-credit-hour class that satisfies the new PE requirements. To pass the class, students must log their walking habits around campus and complete a minimum of five thousand steps per day.
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There are, without a doubt, Leprechauns at Michigan State University.
What? Don’t you believe me? I can prove it, I swear.
Several recent Bachelors who participated in the last Gradfest have noticed their old caps and gowns going missing, and this pattern has been recognized by our investigation team to be taking place largely around the period of the third and fifth of March.
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