As many who frequent Athens, Ohio, may know, the bridge over Hocking River has had road work being done on it all summer long, the road even being completely closed at some points. What citizens don’t know is that the nonstop road work is a ploy by the government meant to obfuscate the landing of an extraterrestrial.
The University of Virginia prides itself on its diversity and commitment to a safe and inclusive environment for students of all kinds, regardless of gender, race, sexual orientation, or religion. Unfortunately, this commitment has caused the university to run into a predicament, as a small group of students on the grounds has formed a new religion, and has chosen the 3rd floor communal bathroom in Kent House as their house of worship.
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To keep up with an increasing number of students and traffic on campus, administrators at Grand Valley State University have reached out to various civil engineers across the country, seeking innovative solutions to modern problems.
With people feeling comfortable relying on their electronic devices and staying up later than ever, students are now more willing, whether consciously or otherwise, to risk being late to class or missing it altogether.
Hebert Horbin began practicing in 1995, but due to a shift in the space-time continuum, he kept playing for 30 years!
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UVA is known for its commitment to excellence, from strict admittance qualifications, to an extensive network of alumni, to its dedicated maintenance of its beautiful and historic campus. The school is even ranked the fourth best public university in America, according to U.S. News. This is why, when USA Today announced a ranking of the “10 Most Challenging Wheelchair Obstacle Courses in America”, it was no surprise that UVA was on the podium, ranking third nationally.
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ASTD: ASU’s Latest Innovation No One Wanted
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Junior Kelly Jones applied for a job on campus, which she assumed would be easy: Helping people edit papers. She thought, “Okay, I’m good at all of this. I might not be super outgoing, but they do mention that they train students!” Excitedly, she went ahead and submitted an application.
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A commando unit of custodial staff systematically opened, drained, and refilled every hand sanitizer dispenser on campus with hot sauce.
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Commuter students at Ohio University Athens have recently noticed their thigh muscles growing exponentially, becoming like those of a bodybuilder within the three short weeks this semester has been in session.
