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Boulder, CO— Ashley Clark, a student barista at the University of Colorado Boulder faced a unique challenge earlier today. Her shift started like any other, lattes, cold brews, the occasional hot chocolate. Then in walked Michael McMillan.
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This Monday, UVA Dine has announced a test run of a new gourmet menu in all on-grounds dining facilities next weekend, from November 7th to 9th. New menu items include braised ribs, baked salmon fillet, homemade-style ravioli, and carrot turmeric soup.
Since last year’s dining service switched to gourmet dining, which solely utilizes Grubhub, Ranger Bear has become accustomed to ordering his usual McDonald’s and storing it for the upcoming winter.
Ranger Bear Forced to Come out of Hibernation Following Grubhub Shutdown Read More »
Sheply went further and further into his research as he typed in prompts into ChatGPT, asking about it. “Apparently, water is a major component in Red Bull, sodas, baking, and stuff. I’m actually 70% water, and I need that to live too. I totally forgot that!” Sheply then was curious about water by itself and actually drank it. He then washed it down with Root Beer.
Computer Majors Shocked to Hear Water’s Other Uses Beside Processing Chat GPT Read More »
A commando unit of custodial staff systematically opened, drained, and refilled every hand sanitizer dispenser on campus with hot sauce.
University Refills Empty Hand Sanitizers With Hot Sauce to See if Anyone Notices Read More »
“The last thing we wanted was for the workers to develop any kind of ‘consciousness’” – Local Cartken robot manager Isaac Dobson states after claiming that Grubhub deliveries should be back in session starting immediately.
“I know the freshman meal plans are highway robbery, but they’ve purged your bank account, don’t forfeit the contents of your stomach too.”
EAST LANSING, MI – Downtown sports bar FieldHouse, well-known by Michigan State students as the place where your girlfriend goes to cheat on you with an athlete you’ve never heard of, announced they were expanding earlier this month.
Fieldhouse Cancels Planned Expansions After High Paying Customers Enter Transfer Portal Read More »
Some hotspot bars around East Lansing and MSU’s campus include Rick’s, Harper’s, Landshark, Fieldhouse, and others. All of these bars swear that they have no knowledge of anybody underage drinking in their bars.
Local Bars Near MSU Seem Unaware of Underage Drinking Read More »
In a shocking turn of events that has left Drew University students feeling more than hangry, the campus’s newly implemented Grubhub-based dining system has been crippled by a ransomware attack.
