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Unfortunately, it turns out eating raw fish five days a week for months on end actually has a downside. Huge bummer.
Barnard Student Hospitalized After Consuming Milstein Poke Bowls Five Days a Week Read More »
For the past six weeks, Rawlins Hall has received nonstop visitation from a mysterious “Lobster Man”, who reportedly arrives at the residence hall with the sole goal of eating a lobster. While this may sound unremarkable, the Lobster Man has continuously vexed and confused students and staff with his presence.
Some Guy Eating 3 Pound Lobster in the Middle of Rawlins Hall for Some Reason Read More »
Georgia State University’s beloved on-campus Chick-Fil-A recently relocated to the Petit Science Center. Students were outraged, as the new location is less convenient and its cramped interior forces many to wait outside for their orders– rain or shine.
GSU’s Chick-Fil-A Moves to an Even Smaller Location Inside of a Library North Study Room Read More »
A Barnard student experienced what experts are calling “a catastrophic gastrointestinal event” late Tuesday night in a shared campus bathroom, marking yet another reminder that college dining halls remain a lawless environment.
Student Reaches Out To Parent With In-Depth Food Poisoning Analysis Read More »
“No, you don’t understand. I want my food COMPED.” The words echoed throughout The Edge at Akers. Onlookers reported being shocked and mildly scandalized to see a student screaming at a worker at Tandoori.
Food Reviewer Kicked Out of The Edge For Throwing a Tantrum Read More »
Boulder, CO— Ashley Clark, a student barista at the University of Colorado Boulder faced a unique challenge earlier today. Her shift started like any other, lattes, cold brews, the occasional hot chocolate. Then in walked Michael McMillan.
Barista Cuts Off Student After 5th Order of Quad Espresso Read More »
This Monday, UVA Dine has announced a test run of a new gourmet menu in all on-grounds dining facilities next weekend, from November 7th to 9th. New menu items include braised ribs, baked salmon fillet, homemade-style ravioli, and carrot turmeric soup.
Since last year’s dining service switched to gourmet dining, which solely utilizes Grubhub, Ranger Bear has become accustomed to ordering his usual McDonald’s and storing it for the upcoming winter.
Ranger Bear Forced to Come out of Hibernation Following Grubhub Shutdown Read More »
Sheply went further and further into his research as he typed in prompts into ChatGPT, asking about it. “Apparently, water is a major component in Red Bull, sodas, baking, and stuff. I’m actually 70% water, and I need that to live too. I totally forgot that!” Sheply then was curious about water by itself and actually drank it. He then washed it down with Root Beer.
Computer Majors Shocked to Hear Water’s Other Uses Beside Processing Chat GPT Read More »
A commando unit of custodial staff systematically opened, drained, and refilled every hand sanitizer dispenser on campus with hot sauce.
University Refills Empty Hand Sanitizers With Hot Sauce to See if Anyone Notices Read More »
