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Stanley was the third MSU President in four years to step down prematurely. The job has come with many controversies and public scandals. The newly inducted President, Kevin Guskiewicz, began working on his first project as President the second he got the job.
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In a move that’s shaking the academic world (or at least the very quiet world of Drew University), all Drew professors are being replaced by an AI chat bot. That’s right—goodbye, actual humans with PhDs and personal vendettas against tardy students, and hello to a shiny, 24/7, emotionally-void chatbot that doesn’t care if you turn in your essay 11 days late, as long as you type it in Comic Sans.
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Drew University has officially announced its most awaited course offering: Advanced Ghosting Techniques 404. This course, designed for students wishing to learn the fine art of disappearing from social obligations and embarrassing circumstances, promises to take ghosting to the next level.
In a shocking turn of events at Drew University, a desperate student on the waitlist for a popular class has resorted to extreme measures to secure a spot. The student, who we’ll call “Bargain Billy,” allegedly attempted to make an offer the professor couldn’t refuse. It all started innocently enough, with Bargain Billy approaching the
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Ethel Jenkins, A Clemson University English professor has canceled all of her classes on Friday, November 3rd because Fortnite is bringing back the OG map. 84-year-old Professor Jenkins who teaches a class on classical Greek literature sent an email stating that she was “very disappointed to hear” that students were planning to attend class on
