Drew Replaces Teachers With Chimps in AI Glasses
“This is a huge step for not only Drew, but all of the United States. No chimp has ever taught a Zoom class before, let alone in glasses,”
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Professor Uses Chat-GPT to Answer Students’ Questions
Professor Lionel Smith has been using ChatGPT for the past year, and the students are starting to notice.
“I just asked Professor Smith about the syllabus, but he pulled out his phone and asked ChatGPT the same question,” said Freshman Mark Leyton. “Like, didn’t he write it? Why is he asking ChatGPT?”
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Asu Student Suspended From Tooker for Allegedly Sleeping Before CMH 114 Midterm
Residential staff labeled the incident “a breach of academic culture,” noting that J’s eight full hours of rest posed “a violation of the complete Fulton School’s experience.” Students on the floor gathered in the hallway chanting obscenities as RAs escorted J out of the building for what they described as “malicious resting.”
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New Report: The Opinions on Rate My Professor are Not 100% Accurate and May Contain Personal Opinions
Students from many different schools rely on Rate My Professor to judge what classes they should be taking in the next semester. And in this time of preparation, the site is being used more than ever. But did you know, that the information presented is not exact fact? Did you know, that when students write their ratings they are writing…. Opinions?
ASU Professor Blows up After Freshman Won’t Stop Yelling 6 7 in ISTB.
Witnesses say the professor froze mid-equation, muttered something about “the laws of thermodynamics not applying to clowns,” and then detonated emotionally, screaming that if he heard those numbers again, he’d “personally turn the building into plasma.”
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Student Ghost Hunters Investigate Paranormal Activity, Revealing It Was a Disgruntled Professor
At this time of year, while most would usually be celebrating the completion of their midterm exams and attending Halloween parties, students on the GVSU campus are left in a state of paranoia due to a recent surge in the sightings of what can only be described as “ghosts”. Although the campus has been historically
Professor Claims That All Professors Should Exclusively Use Their Paywalled Published Work in Their Curriculum
Kennesaw, GA. – On September 26th, tenured KSU English professor Chase Gold went on his X account with his outlook on assigning readings for his classes. Professors should just insert all the works they will cover in one book with all their notes, annotations, and publish it as a book. Streamlined Teaching, essentially, as he put it, for the price of 105 USD.
CU to Decide Helms Office Space with a Battle Royale Tournament at Folsom Field
Sixteen faculty enter, four window offices leave. The Helms Games will take place on Folsom Field, and see competitors armed only with “Office materials already in possession”: staplers, Expo markers, and in one case, an overhead projector converted into a war mace.
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Professor Retires After Naive Students Fall for Price-Gouging Textbook Scam
Students in Dr. Edward Nirvanaberg’s Buddhist Art History 201 class were shocked to find out on Tuesday that their “favorite” professor would be retiring two weeks into the semester. Walking into their 10:00 A.M. class, Students found a chalkboard message that simply said: “I’M FREE Y’ALL! THANKS FOR BUYING THAT STUPID BOOK, I’LL BE MEDITATING ON CARNIVAL CRUISE TILL I GET REINCARNATED, SUCKERS!” next to a poorly drawn image of the tree of life flipping them the bird.
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Professor Moves Rest of the Semester to Zoom After Deciding to Stay in Cancun When Spring Break Ends
Daniel James, a comics professor at the university decided to switch his introduction to comics class to Zoom after spring break because he wanted to finally relax in Cancun, Mexico.
