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Pawn Shop Full of Olympic Medals Pawned Off for Rent Money

A local Paris pawn shop that is only 5 minutes from the Olympic Village has announced that they are no longer accepting Olympic medals. “I just have too much, every day I get five to ten Olympians begging me for money for these stupid medals,”

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Olympic Committee Suddenly Changes Stance on Letting Weed Smokers Run at the Olympics

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3 years after Sha’Carri Richardson was banned from the Olympics for testing positive for weed, notorious stoner Snoop Dogg will be carrying the Olympic Torch.

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