According to our sources, this mysterious student was collecting snow and mud samples for an ecology thesis, and he, in his words, “had no idea anyone else was even outside.”
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At the start of the semester, a student reported losing their student ID and went on quite the adventure to find it. First, they searched their wallet, their desk, then their whole dorm, and then all the other dorms. At this point, it was proving futile, and the student would have to give in and pay the $15 fee for a new one.
Barnard sophomore Emily R. announced Monday that she is “behind in life” after applying to only 24 summer internships over winter break. The realization comes amid a growing belief among college students that anything short of constant productivity by age 19 constitutes irreversible personal and professional failure.
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As they were in the middle of a group discussion for a class, the walkout began. When they finally figured out what was occurring, class was over, and they had nothing to actually walk out of.
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“No, you don’t understand. I want my food COMPED.” The words echoed throughout The Edge at Akers. Onlookers reported being shocked and mildly scandalized to see a student screaming at a worker at Tandoori.
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“See, last semester, I had a bunch of friends, We all sat at the same table in one of my Math classes, and we would chat breeze for the 15 minutes it took for the class to start, it was a riot,” Ali explained, “When Finals rolled around, We all got each others numbers and swore we would call each other, but all of December, I never got a single text from any of them. I could have called them, I guess, but I just never got around to it.”
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The student apparently could be heard yelling that they “could have driven” while ascending rapidly by the flight radio.
Boulder, CO— Ashley Clark, a student barista at the University of Colorado Boulder faced a unique challenge earlier today. Her shift started like any other, lattes, cold brews, the occasional hot chocolate. Then in walked Michael McMillan.
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She has been seen giving students instruments and sports equipment and telling them that she “sacrificed everything for them, so they can’t fail!!”.
Residential staff labeled the incident “a breach of academic culture,” noting that J’s eight full hours of rest posed “a violation of the complete Fulton School’s experience.” Students on the floor gathered in the hallway chanting obscenities as RAs escorted J out of the building for what they described as “malicious resting.”
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