Due to the pressure of an ever-changing job market, a radical new approach has emerged amongst ambitious students at Grand Valley State University. Labeled the “Fast Track” to success, the strategy involves doubling a credit load each semester with hopes of graduating in half the time and cost it usually would take.
This week at Drew, two week old Jonathan is on track to become Drew’s next Senator!
Class President Endorses a Two Week Old Baby for Senator Read More »
This week at Drew, Chappell Roan makes the Drew Pub go crazy!
Inebriated Students Form a Mosh Pit After a Student Performer Plays “Hot to Go” Read More »
MSU Claims Historic Victory Over Mental Health Diagnoses
MSU Announces “Mental Health Crisis” Officially Over, Dropping by 97% Read More »
Robot teachers? GVSU is facing a whole new level of AI in education.
Following the “hack attempt” (as the Drew communications department called it) on August 21, The Nut spoke in an exclusive interview with the anonymous hacker, and they shed some light on the situation.
Hacker Breaches Drew Website, Realizes There’s No Money to Steal Read More »
BOULDER, Colo.- Tyler McKenna’s 33-year-old future self appeared without warning on Thursday, reportedly screaming at the engineering student to abandon his major immediately before he reached Thermodynamics and Heat Transfer.
Future Self Bursts in to Warn Engineering Student About Thermodynamics and Heat Transfer Read More »
Kennesaw, GA. – There is always one person who learns the hard way. As Kennesaw State welcomes new students, commuting student Iggy Russ refuses to risk with waitlists for a pre-requisite and decides to go for the available 8 a.m. class slot.
“I’ll Just Take 8 AM Classes, it’ll be Fine!” Says a Foolish Freshman Commuter Read More »
The most common side effect of eating raw chicken is Salmonella. For Drew alumni, it’s pure nostalgia… and Salmonella. Recent Drew University graduate Ben Walters gained Social Media attention this week after expressing his feelings of homesickness for Drew after eating a piece of dangerously undercooked chicken.
Alumni Feels Homesick for Drew After Eating Undercooked Chicken Read More »
Students and alumni of Drew University were buzzing with excitement this week as news spread on social media that Adam Sandler was filming a movie with his daughter on campus.
Tired Sophomore in Oversized Shirt and Basketball Shorts Mistaken for Adam Sandler Read More »
