BOULDER, Colo.- Tyler McKenna’s 33-year-old future self appeared without warning on Thursday, reportedly screaming at the engineering student to abandon his major immediately before he reached Thermodynamics and Heat Transfer.
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Kennesaw, GA. – There is always one person who learns the hard way. As Kennesaw State welcomes new students, commuting student Iggy Russ refuses to risk with waitlists for a pre-requisite and decides to go for the available 8 a.m. class slot.
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The most common side effect of eating raw chicken is Salmonella. For Drew alumni, it’s pure nostalgia… and Salmonella. Recent Drew University graduate Ben Walters gained Social Media attention this week after expressing his feelings of homesickness for Drew after eating a piece of dangerously undercooked chicken.
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Students and alumni of Drew University were buzzing with excitement this week as news spread on social media that Adam Sandler was filming a movie with his daughter on campus.
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A rumor that’s been going around campus stating that Tommy Danes, a local senior, decided to take a 20-minute nap during finals week has turned true when his roommates found him asleep when they got home. The consequences of Tommy’s actions will result in a fine from the school and possibly being kicked off the Dean’s List due to academic negligence.
She asked the artist to give her a tattoo saying “MSU co 2013”. After being told that it would be $20 per letter for the font she chose to shorten it to “MS-13”, thinking everyone would understand what it meant.
The self-proclaimed filmmaking prodigy and junior film major is not holding back, saying, “It’s a low-brow, pandering, piece of crap and a mockery in the name of filmmaking.”
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MINNEAPOLIS, MINN.,—Sam Jones, a popular frat boy at the University of Minnesota, shed tears after he learned President Trump imposed tariffs on imports from Canada and Mexico.
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No one remembered they had already celebrated the Irish holiday for the past three weekends and were confused when their one green shirt kept showing up in the laundry basket. Campus bars recognized the money-making opportunity and will serve green beer and jello shots for a fourth weekend.
“I really think I can change the world for the better” is what Arizona State engineering major, Siegfried Rudolph, said after his fellow classmates found out he accepted a job after graduation at Lockheed Martin. It is rumored that he waived 65% of his starting salary because he believes that Lockheed Martin has the potential
