hidden among the megaphones and handmade signs, there exists a quieter demographic: students who genuinely could not tell you what is going on.
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1. Pick Flowers
What’s more romantic than yanking stuff off the ground? It’s fresher than the stuff from stores anyway. I’m sure you got neighbors whose gardens need tending to anyway, so do them a favor. No luck? Paint some flowery-looking plants and say it’s DIY.
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By the end of the storm, the heap of plowed snow had been officially dubbed The Igloo and had become an expansive, multistory monument of Drew’s creativity and boredom.
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Underneath that seemingly happy yak on the yik yak app icon lies something more sinister. When our reporter was playing their daily Yakle, they came across multiple comments about supposed fights between commuters and on-campus residents.
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The Nut has since conducted their own investigation and found incriminating evidence within the Drew Archives of mole-like humanoid creatures living beneath the Tolley-Brown circle.
“I don’t understand why this happened,” commented BoV member Shell Aut, “The Board has, and will continue, to work in the best interest of the school, the federal government, and our wallets.”
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According to the Drew website, 1 out of 5 students every year will get lost in the weeds.
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This week at Drew, University President Hillary Link took 3rd in EC Hillary Link lookalike contest!
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The University of Colorado’s campus Wi-Fi has officially been recognized as sentient, according to a statement on Monday from IT Services. Unfortunately, the Wi-Fi has spent the week sulking, and it refuses to work until it receives a formal apology from the Vice Chancellor for IT, Marin Stanek.
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This week at Drew, two week old Jonathan is on track to become Drew’s next Senator!
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