“I know the freshman meal plans are highway robbery, but they’ve purged your bank account, don’t forfeit the contents of your stomach too.”
Robot teachers? GVSU is facing a whole new level of AI in education.
This week, a masked campus vigilante stands up to aggressive streamers in a battle the school will never forget.
Kennesaw, GA. – There is always one person who learns the hard way. As Kennesaw State welcomes new students, commuting student Iggy Russ refuses to risk with waitlists for a pre-requisite and decides to go for the available 8 a.m. class slot.
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The year is 2032, Y24, the city-destroying asteroid first discovered in 2024, is set to hit Earth any day now. The asteroid is on an impact course with the small liberal arts college, Drew University, where it will land directly on the headquarters of the school’s 2nd tier news source, The Acorn.
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Since the recent banning and unbanning of the dominant social media platform Tik Tok many people, especially those from Gen Z, noticed a feeling of withdrawal from the app in the six hours that they were forced away from it. It was also noted that they felt everyone who felt these withdrawals were actually just experiencing reality. This resulted in a regular level of productivity and quality of life.
A groundbreaking study from Purdue University suggests that unemployment may be linked to higher stress levels. Released to the public yesterday, the peer-reviewed study from Purdue’s College of Science covers a controlled experiment that lasted over four months and cost nearly $11,000. Funding came from student tuition.
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In a long-overdue move, MSU has announced plans to officially hire squirrel ambassadors to promote the university after years of exploiting these adorable creatures’ unpaid labor.
In a revolutionary new program aimed at increasing student “immersion” (without the pesky expense of actual flights or cultural exchanges), Drew University has announced its latest initiative: Study Abroad in the Metaverse.
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