Ranger Bear Labubu Cult Found in Doyo
“I’ll never forget the song they were singing. They were…reciting the Yella’s milkshake menu.”
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MSU Announces “Mental Health Crisis” Officially Over, Dropping by 97%
MSU Claims Historic Victory Over Mental Health Diagnoses
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Freshman Unaware of Sunk-Cost Fallacy Continues to Eat at O-Hill Despite 11 Consecutive Bouts of Food Poisoning
“I know the freshman meal plans are highway robbery, but they’ve purged your bank account, don’t forfeit the contents of your stomach too.”
GVSU Teachers Replaced by Robots
Robot teachers? GVSU is facing a whole new level of AI in education.
Campus Superhero Battles Against Streamers
This week, a masked campus vigilante stands up to aggressive streamers in a battle the school will never forget.
“I’ll Just Take 8 AM Classes, it’ll be Fine!” Says a Foolish Freshman Commuter
Kennesaw, GA. – There is always one person who learns the hard way. As Kennesaw State welcomes new students, commuting student Iggy Russ refuses to risk with waitlists for a pre-requisite and decides to go for the available 8 a.m. class slot.
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City-Killer Asteroid Now 0% Chance as Drew Becomes Asteroid-Free Campus
The year is 2032, Y24, the city-destroying asteroid first discovered in 2024, is set to hit Earth any day now. The asteroid is on an impact course with the small liberal arts college, Drew University, where it will land directly on the headquarters of the school’s 2nd tier news source, The Acorn.
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ASU Sets Up A TikkTokers Anonymous to Help Free Students From the Shackles of TikTok Addiction
Since the recent banning and unbanning of the dominant social media platform Tik Tok many people, especially those from Gen Z, noticed a feeling of withdrawal from the app in the six hours that they were forced away from it. It was also noted that they felt everyone who felt these withdrawals were actually just experiencing reality. This resulted in a regular level of productivity and quality of life.
Purdue Study Finds That Unemployment May Lead to Increased Levels of Stress
A groundbreaking study from Purdue University suggests that unemployment may be linked to higher stress levels. Released to the public yesterday, the peer-reviewed study from Purdue’s College of Science covers a controlled experiment that lasted over four months and cost nearly $11,000. Funding came from student tuition.
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