MINNEAPOLIS, MINN.,—The University of Minnesota finally banned all AI use after BarstoolGophers upset students by making AI art without using real artists from the school.
Students and community members are still recovering from the horrifying robbery at CVS on M.A.C Ave last week. We here at the Nut got wind of some new developments in the case, so we sent our best down to the East Lansing P.D. to interview Head Detective Richard B. Smalls.
The signs reminding students to keep track of their belongings at Walter Library started disappearing recently and the amount of stolen items has increased.
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The year is 2032, Y24, the city-destroying asteroid first discovered in 2024, is set to hit Earth any day now. The asteroid is on an impact course with the small liberal arts college, Drew University, where it will land directly on the headquarters of the school’s 2nd tier news source, The Acorn.
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MINNEAPOLIS, MINN.–Many students at the University of Minnesota were caught bullying each other after realizing that everyone wears their ID WAY differently.
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This week at Drew, the University has put a 500% tariff on all food delivered to campus. “Yeah I guess they’re worried that no one is eating in the Commons anymore and just use DoorDash and Uber eats.,” said Drew Sophomore, Tommy Greer, “So now I have to decide between spending $150 on a DoorDash or risking my life on Commons chicken? It’s a tough call.”
EAST LANSING, MI – Michigan State University is home to many spirits, namely the fun ones on the Grand River that promise young adults a good time. What many people don’t know however, is that MSU houses a lot of different spirits.
“The loss in parking ticket revenue would be too great,” said MSU President Kevin Guskiwhodoesthisguythinkheis as he sipped on a hot latte from the comfort of his own home.
Last spring, Indiana University faced significant unrest amidst the Israel-Palestine protests that swept the nation. After pointing snipers at student groups in Dunn Meadow failed to quell the uproar, administrators looked towards other – more innovative – methods.
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In a shocking display, Drew has announced a radical overhaul of its parking permit system to replace the current structure after the sale of the commuter lot to Madison. As of now, all commuter students must prove their worthiness to park their vehicle at Drew in a series of high-stakes swordfights.
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