UNT President Harrison Keller has made a statement on this to ease student hysteria.
“Don’t you guys have jobs?” Keller questioned earnestly.
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A small portion of students with varying degrees of academic achievement have reported having dreams related to their schoolwork, leading them to believe they had done things they actually didn’t do. As a result, the dreams deceived the students into a false sense of security.
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Kennesaw State University will be unveiling new smart buses next week. The improved buses will use thermal technology to detect students. Essentially, the smart buses are sentient enough that they are capable of tracking students’ locations. However, the buses will have a countdown system for how long students have to get on before the bus leaves.
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For centuries, students have relied on their advisors to guide them through their college experience. Whether it be to design their upcoming course schedule or to help choose a major, advisors are a key part of the academic landscape. Unfortunately for Georgia State Students, they seem to only make matters worse.
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In an effort to compete with the Easter Bunny’s growing popularity, Ranger Bear took to hiding tuition money around campus. The money, taken from real students’ tuition, was cleverly scattered in small, unassuming acorns.
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Barnard College has released admissions for the class of 2030, and in an effort to soft-launch their “mysterious era,” the institution has declined to publicly disclose the admissions rate for a second year in a row.
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“It’s just a really big part of my identity,” bemoans Carson Reed. “Who am I when I’m not standing out because of my shorts in subzero temps?”
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Carter reportedly queued up “Tennessee Whisky” immediately after, at which point multiple guests grumbled and one person was seen whispering, “Is this allowed?”
Along with the rise of digital technology came the fall of handwritten assignments. For years, the education system has relied on online software for course content, announcements, and submissions. What used to be a tireless effort to fill in a Scantron bubble is now the simple click of a mouse.
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Expecting a normal return to class after a restful spring break? Not on Georgia State’s watch! Students on the downtown campus were shocked to return on Monday to find half of the Greenway blocked by Georgia State Blue™ fencing. The barrier prohibits students from entering the Student Center, Library North, and Langdale Hall from the Greenway.
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