By the end of the storm, the heap of plowed snow had been officially dubbed The Igloo and had become an expansive, multistory monument of Drew’s creativity and boredom.
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Underneath that seemingly happy yak on the yik yak app icon lies something more sinister. When our reporter was playing their daily Yakle, they came across multiple comments about supposed fights between commuters and on-campus residents.
Ranger Bear Undercover “Fight Club” In Tolley Brown Basement Read More »
“We realized,”said Rose Mclovin, head of MSU Department of Student Wellness, “that not many people have historically accurate medieval armor lying around. Which poses a problem for student health and safety.”
MSU Recommends Students Wear Full Suits of Armor to Protect Against Exploding Trees Read More »
The beginning of the spring semester means a lot of things to different students. For many, it’s a new opportunity to center themselves, and stick to their resolutions. Some dread the return to homework and obligations. One thing that the CU community can agree on is that the start of a new year means the start of flu season.
College Students Test Positive for Ancient Diseases Read More »
“This is a huge step for not only Drew, but all of the United States. No chimp has ever taught a Zoom class before, let alone in glasses,”
Drew Replaces Teachers With Chimps in AI Glasses Read More »
Being a student in a new school is always stressful. You never know what kinds of details are left out of campus advertisements, from weird cultural niches to places that haven’t been developed since the dark ages. So here are some helpful tool tips (from an OU student!) to get you started on this new and exciting journey and to hopefully ease your way:
The student apparently could be heard yelling that they “could have driven” while ascending rapidly by the flight radio.
The Nut has since conducted their own investigation and found incriminating evidence within the Drew Archives of mole-like humanoid creatures living beneath the Tolley-Brown circle.
Last Monday morning, the UNT Dean’s Office put out an official bulletin asking that the student body stop entering THE HALLWAY, citing concerns over student safety. THE HALLWAY mysteriously appeared within the Sycamore Hall library last month, with security camera footage showing it simply manifesting into the Library’s outer wall between video frames.
UNT Administration Politely Requests Students Stop Entering THE HALLWAY Read More »
She has been seen giving students instruments and sports equipment and telling them that she “sacrificed everything for them, so they can’t fail!!”.
