This week at Drew, the University has put a 500% tariff on all food delivered to campus. “Yeah I guess they’re worried that no one is eating in the Commons anymore and just use DoorDash and Uber eats.,” said Drew Sophomore, Tommy Greer, “So now I have to decide between spending $150 on a DoorDash or risking my life on Commons chicken? It’s a tough call.”
Last spring, Indiana University faced significant unrest amidst the Israel-Palestine protests that swept the nation. After pointing snipers at student groups in Dunn Meadow failed to quell the uproar, administrators looked towards other – more innovative – methods.
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A groundbreaking study from Purdue University suggests that unemployment may be linked to higher stress levels. Released to the public yesterday, the peer-reviewed study from Purdue’s College of Science covers a controlled experiment that lasted over four months and cost nearly $11,000. Funding came from student tuition.
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As many students at Indiana University know, scamming isn’t a practice reserved for the elderly. From fake Taylor Swift tickets to $9 delivery fees on an UberEats McChicken, throngs of scholars have been burned by predatory business practices.
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Drew University has officially announced its most awaited course offering: Advanced Ghosting Techniques 404. This course, designed for students wishing to learn the fine art of disappearing from social obligations and embarrassing circumstances, promises to take ghosting to the next level.
Dave Winston, SSN: 756-43-2366, says that he is extremely concerned that his social security will be leaked. “I just don’t know what I’d do if my SSN was made public!,” said Winston.
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On one recent morning, students awoke to a strange chill in the air. It was not just the winter air settling in; there was an ominous wind blowing. Those who felt it tried valiantly to ignore it, but when they reached Commons, they realized that calamity had struck.
Our campus is famous for its beautiful scenery, and its photogenic nature, making Admissions’ job so much easier by enticing new students to enter its idyllic paths. However, this may be a case of too much of a good thing, for now, there are photography students taking photos absolutely everywhere on campus in order to be the ones to take the Perfect Shot.
Bingo is one of the favored pastimes of Americans all over the country, including right here in our Forest. However, there has been a recent alert that the US is facing a national bingo card crisis, and investigations into the matter have revealed that the most likely cause has been none other than Drew University
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