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Student Caught Trying to Bribe Their Professor to Get Off Waitlist For Class

In a shocking turn of events at Drew University, a desperate student on the waitlist for a popular class has resorted to extreme measures to secure a spot. The student, who we’ll call “Bargain Billy,” allegedly attempted to make an offer the professor couldn’t refuse. It all started innocently enough, with Bargain Billy approaching the […]

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Student is Constantly Late to Class Because He Has to Participate in Tik Toks

Campus, Student / Clemson

Hearing your alarm blaring at 8 a.m, struggling to get out of your comfy bed and making it to class on time is hard enough. Your body feels so heavy, sunken into your comforter, just five more minutes. Until you realize you have to outrun them. The armada of tiktokers. They’ve invaded the campus. You

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Student’s Roommate Finally Returns to The Room After Breaking up With Boyfriend

Student / Drew

Having roommates while in college can be an emotional and experienced rollercoaster. You never know what awaits you when you arrive at your dorm, from impromptu movie evenings to late-night study sessions. But there’s always that one type of roommate who never shows up. Their significant other is the reason for this unusual occasion. What

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Geology Major Finishes Assignment at Frat Party After Procrastinating All Week

Student / Clemson

We’ve all been there before, procrastinating an assignment to the point where we have to finish it at the party that is happening the same night it’s due. That happened to Geology Major Robert Stanton this past weekend. While Stanton was too busy throwing it back to “Fireball” by Pitbull, he forgot he had homework

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Student Summons Ancient Demon, Snevets Semaj Bringer of the End of Days, to Take Exam for Him

Student / Drew

We’ve all been there. Maybe you were focused on other assignments or you had a big game the night before or maybe you just procrastinated, but all of a sudden you realize that you have a big exam the next day that you haven’t studied for. What would you do to make sure you passed

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Student Named Ken Matthews is Suffering From Ken-Pression For Not Having Enough Ken-Ergy

Student / Drew

What if having a dream about Ryan Gosling wasn’t a good thing? Is that even possible? “Each night when I close my eyes, I see Ryan Gosling stare into my soul,” said a Drew student through tears, “ He whispers to me that I will never be Ken-enough.” This week, The Nut sat down with

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