Hearing your alarm blaring at 8 a.m, struggling to get out of your comfy bed and making it to class on time is hard enough. Your body feels so heavy, sunken into your comforter, just five more minutes. Until you realize you have to outrun them. The armada of tiktokers. They’ve invaded the campus. You […]
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Having roommates while in college can be an emotional and experienced rollercoaster. You never know what awaits you when you arrive at your dorm, from impromptu movie evenings to late-night study sessions. But there’s always that one type of roommate who never shows up. Their significant other is the reason for this unusual occasion. What
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We’ve all been there before, procrastinating an assignment to the point where we have to finish it at the party that is happening the same night it’s due. That happened to Geology Major Robert Stanton this past weekend. While Stanton was too busy throwing it back to “Fireball” by Pitbull, he forgot he had homework
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We’ve all been there. Maybe you were focused on other assignments or you had a big game the night before or maybe you just procrastinated, but all of a sudden you realize that you have a big exam the next day that you haven’t studied for. What would you do to make sure you passed
What if having a dream about Ryan Gosling wasn’t a good thing? Is that even possible? “Each night when I close my eyes, I see Ryan Gosling stare into my soul,” said a Drew student through tears, “ He whispers to me that I will never be Ken-enough.” This week, The Nut sat down with
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