Ranger Bear Labubu Cult Found in Doyo
“I’ll never forget the song they were singing. They were…reciting the Yella’s milkshake menu.”
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University Increases Gap in Bathroom Stalls Even Further in Order to Foster Connection
This Wednesday, the University’s Construction & Renovation Services Department announced sweeping Grounds-wide bathroom renovations. UVA’s public and dorm restrooms are notoriously out of date, so the announcement was initially met with celebration, followed by abject horror when the department’s Associate Director, Pepper Thomas, elaborated on the specific renovations in mind.
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Parkmobile and Aimsparking Battle for Worst User Experience
In a battle no driver asked for, AIMSParking and Parkmobile have decided to wage a war that shall burn everyone but themselves. Each app has, for quite some time, decided that UIs can get worse. Prices can become more unreasonable as a battle of wits ensues, especially in the lead-up to a fresh batch of money-making students descending on the scene, most sporting exotic and sought-after cars, causing a war of attrition to break out between the big dogs of ASU’s parking scene.
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Classes to Feature Trailers for Courses Offered Next Semester
Kennesaw, GA. – As parking struggles continue to affect students and professors alike, Kennesaw administration attempts to ensure students experience what KSU has to offer. After two weeks of major public urging, they have a solution. What is it? Borrowing from the movie business, “pre-shows” to make Pre-Classes. To get students to class early and on time.
If you are not familiar with the term, preshows are the previews and advertisements shown between the listed showtime for a movie and the actual film. “That’s how it’ll essentially work, we have the time that is posted for the class but we will require the professor to show 15 minutes of selected ads for potential courses and university benefits,” says KSU administrator Jack Aselles.
When asked what if the professor is not there to show previews or why not just deal with parking itself, Aselles mentions how there will be a scavenger hunt in one of the previews where you can win a $100 gift card to a campus Chick-fil-A. KSU will launch a new production company to create these previews and will dedicate $150,000 to start it up. The studio building is now being surveyed on the Kennesaw campus. For now, they will show messages from Amazon Warehouse and Walmart’s marketing to students during this.
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Parking-Related Assaults and Murders on the Rise as Finding a Parking Spot Becomes Impossible
Parking has always been a topic of conversation throughout the UNT campus. With an acceptance rate of 72.5%, competition for a place to park among commuting students is fierce. But as construction and an influx of new freshmen exacerbate the problem, some students have taken desperate measures.
Inebriated Students Form a Mosh Pit After a Student Performer Plays “Hot to Go”
This week at Drew, Chappell Roan makes the Drew Pub go crazy!
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MSU Announces “Mental Health Crisis” Officially Over, Dropping by 97%
MSU Claims Historic Victory Over Mental Health Diagnoses
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Freshman Unaware of Sunk-Cost Fallacy Continues to Eat at O-Hill Despite 11 Consecutive Bouts of Food Poisoning
“I know the freshman meal plans are highway robbery, but they’ve purged your bank account, don’t forfeit the contents of your stomach too.”
GVSU Teachers Replaced by Robots
Robot teachers? GVSU is facing a whole new level of AI in education.
