Hebert Horbin began practicing in 1995, but due to a shift in the space-time continuum, he kept playing for 30 years!
Student Practicing Piano in EC, Looks up to Realize They’ve Been Playing for 30 Years Read More »
Junior Kelly Jones applied for a job on campus, which she assumed would be easy: Helping people edit papers. She thought, “Okay, I’m good at all of this. I might not be super outgoing, but they do mention that they train students!” Excitedly, she went ahead and submitted an application.
Students Claim Applying for on-Campus Job More Dificult Then off-Campus Job Read More »
Commuter students at Ohio University Athens have recently noticed their thigh muscles growing exponentially, becoming like those of a bodybuilder within the three short weeks this semester has been in session.
Due to the pressure of an ever-changing job market, a radical new approach has emerged amongst ambitious students at Grand Valley State University. Labeled the “Fast Track” to success, the strategy involves doubling a credit load each semester with hopes of graduating in half the time and cost it usually would take.
This week at Drew, two week old Jonathan is on track to become Drew’s next Senator!
Class President Endorses a Two Week Old Baby for Senator Read More »
This week at Drew, Chappell Roan makes the Drew Pub go crazy!
Inebriated Students Form a Mosh Pit After a Student Performer Plays “Hot to Go” Read More »
MSU Claims Historic Victory Over Mental Health Diagnoses
MSU Announces “Mental Health Crisis” Officially Over, Dropping by 97% Read More »
Robot teachers? GVSU is facing a whole new level of AI in education.
Following the “hack attempt” (as the Drew communications department called it) on August 21, The Nut spoke in an exclusive interview with the anonymous hacker, and they shed some light on the situation.
Hacker Breaches Drew Website, Realizes There’s No Money to Steal Read More »
BOULDER, Colo.- Tyler McKenna’s 33-year-old future self appeared without warning on Thursday, reportedly screaming at the engineering student to abandon his major immediately before he reached Thermodynamics and Heat Transfer.
Future Self Bursts in to Warn Engineering Student About Thermodynamics and Heat Transfer Read More »
