Hebert Horbin began practicing in 1995, but due to a shift in the space-time continuum, he kept playing for 30 years!
Student Practicing Piano in EC, Looks up to Realize They’ve Been Playing for 30 Years Read More »
UVA is known for its commitment to excellence, from strict admittance qualifications, to an extensive network of alumni, to its dedicated maintenance of its beautiful and historic campus. The school is even ranked the fourth best public university in America, according to U.S. News. This is why, when USA Today announced a ranking of the “10 Most Challenging Wheelchair Obstacle Courses in America”, it was no surprise that UVA was on the podium, ranking third nationally.
UVA Proudly Ranked #3 Most Challenging Wheelchair Obstacle Course in America Read More »
ASTD: ASU’s Latest Innovation No One Wanted
ASU Reveals Latest Innovation, ATSD, a “Homegrown” STD Read More »
Junior Kelly Jones applied for a job on campus, which she assumed would be easy: Helping people edit papers. She thought, “Okay, I’m good at all of this. I might not be super outgoing, but they do mention that they train students!” Excitedly, she went ahead and submitted an application.
Students Claim Applying for on-Campus Job More Dificult Then off-Campus Job Read More »
A commando unit of custodial staff systematically opened, drained, and refilled every hand sanitizer dispenser on campus with hot sauce.
University Refills Empty Hand Sanitizers With Hot Sauce to See if Anyone Notices Read More »
Commuter students at Ohio University Athens have recently noticed their thigh muscles growing exponentially, becoming like those of a bodybuilder within the three short weeks this semester has been in session.
Due to the pressure of an ever-changing job market, a radical new approach has emerged amongst ambitious students at Grand Valley State University. Labeled the “Fast Track” to success, the strategy involves doubling a credit load each semester with hopes of graduating in half the time and cost it usually would take.
This week at Drew, two week old Jonathan is on track to become Drew’s next Senator!
Class President Endorses a Two Week Old Baby for Senator Read More »
Sixteen faculty enter, four window offices leave. The Helms Games will take place on Folsom Field, and see competitors armed only with “Office materials already in possession”: staplers, Expo markers, and in one case, an overhead projector converted into a war mace.
CU to Decide Helms Office Space with a Battle Royale Tournament at Folsom Field Read More »
There are, of course, plenty of elevators across campus, but many students don’t see these as a desirable alternative either. “Yeah, you couldn’t pay me to get in one of those,” Chet added, when asked if he used campus elevators “The things moan like they’re dying, shake like there’s an earthquake, and one time I put my ear up to the wall and I heard whispering”
Campus Elevators Go Unused Amidst Claims by Students That They Are “Obviously Evil” Read More »
