As the high of fall break sizzles out, students return to campus with higher hopes and in good spirits. Coming back at the peak of midterm season, all students want to do is lock in.
However, Drew Facilities had a better idea.
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“I don’t understand why this happened,” commented BoV member Shell Aut, “The Board has, and will continue, to work in the best interest of the school, the federal government, and our wallets.”
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According to the Drew website, 1 out of 5 students every year will get lost in the weeds.
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Back in March, with the 140th anniversary of the College coming up, our professional street interviewer team (not to be confused with our Ragebait TikTok street interviewer team) asked several students around the site of Old Main about what the building meant to them. This exercise likely just raised even more questions about how clueless each of the interviewees was
“Why should they, those low-life, car-driving, money saving stains on humanity, be treated equal to us, who pay lavish fees for the complete college experience”, says one concerned dormer.
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This week at Drew, University President Hillary Link took 3rd in EC Hillary Link lookalike contest!
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As many who frequent Athens, Ohio, may know, the bridge over Hocking River has had road work being done on it all summer long, the road even being completely closed at some points. What citizens don’t know is that the nonstop road work is a ploy by the government meant to obfuscate the landing of an extraterrestrial.
The University of Virginia prides itself on its diversity and commitment to a safe and inclusive environment for students of all kinds, regardless of gender, race, sexual orientation, or religion. Unfortunately, this commitment has caused the university to run into a predicament, as a small group of students on the grounds has formed a new religion, and has chosen the 3rd floor communal bathroom in Kent House as their house of worship.
Entity Created out of Mass of Hair, Mold, and Nail Clippings Found in Shower Drain Read More »
To keep up with an increasing number of students and traffic on campus, administrators at Grand Valley State University have reached out to various civil engineers across the country, seeking innovative solutions to modern problems.
With people feeling comfortable relying on their electronic devices and staying up later than ever, students are now more willing, whether consciously or otherwise, to risk being late to class or missing it altogether.
